on mun's kickstarter contribution

[makesheramember]

Holy shit. That's a lotta fuckin' cabbage just for a bunch'a crap with my handsome mug on it.

[Smirk]

Dough well spent. Nice job, dollface, didn't know ya had it in ya. Maybe ya got what it takes after all.

Comments

[entropicinferno]

hey yeah! my mun was just ab˚ut t˚ tell y˚urs that the pr˚jeCt g˚t updated, but it l˚˚Ks liKe he d˚esn't need t˚, haha!

[makesheramember]

The dame's been busy lately but hell if she ain't still watchin' that fuckin' thing. I think she's placin' bets on how high it'll get, over two million at least she's guessin'. Damn that's a lot'a fuckin' bread.

... You ain't one'a dem twelve horned brats I met before.

[entropicinferno]

it is! th˚ugh mine's thinKing s˚mething liKe 3 milli˚n ˚r s˚!

i'd be surprised iF y˚u had, C˚nsidering i've never seen y˚u beF˚re either!

[makesheramember]

Shit. For THAT much kale my crew and I better be in this fuckin' thing. I swear if ya little drama queens hog all the spotlight the guy in charge is gonna get VERY well acquainted with an extra sharp lil' friend'a mine.

Yeah, thought only twelve'a yous made it in. What's your angle, kid?

[docfoul]

My player is quite enchanted by those toys, herself.
Personally, I would prefer a motif other than card suits.
Can you guess which?

[gentleman_thief]

My mun is interested in this as well. I imagine when the game is out he'll be adding whomever is in there to his headspace.

Can you believe two people put 10,000 dollars into this project each by themself?

[makesheramember]

Well that GODDAMN HUGE cue ball head'a yours I'd like'ta SMASH OPEN is a real big fuckin' clue, asshole! I swear, I'm this fuckin' close to stabbin' the dame for actually wantin' schwag of you and the other green pool bastards too.

[makesheramember]

Long-ass wait. He still gonna care in 2 years?

It's fuckin' nuts! Who the hell's got that kinda rhino ta'spend on somethin' like that? The orange guy's fans must be fuckin' loaded. Or they're just takin' all their parents money, like my mun-dame did. Technically.
Though I ain't gonna lie, I'll be laughin' when their own lil' horned brats get offed in the first panel they show up!

slick no i love you too

[docfoul]

Wouldn't it be fair?
In fact, I would argue things are downright unfair as it stands.
My employer and his followers are clearly more important characters than your little crew.

i'm sorry ilu too doc<3

[makesheramember]

BULLSHIT! You had'ta hi-jack everythin' jus'ta MAKE yourself important, ya fuckin' pompous windbag! Excellent host my ass, you TRICKED me in'ta lettin' English in! AND DON'T YOU THINK FOR A SECOND THAT SOME FUCKIN' CANDY IS GONNA MAKE ME FORGIVE YOU FOR THAT!!

[HE KNOWS YOU SCRATCH. But even licorice scotty dogs aren't gonna stop him from being ultra pissed that you simultaneously made him kill his girlfriend kismesis and allowed for his arch-enemy's passage.]

[docfoul]

I never tricked you. I told you what you were to do, in no uncertain terms.
As for her, she was going to die regardless.
Your frustration is misplaced and futile.
Lord English was already there.

[makesheramember]

Except ya didn't tell me what it WOULD do! I ain't stupid, I knew it'd destroy the universe, but how was I s'posed'ta know THAT'S how English gets in?! Not tellin' the whole truth's just the same as lyin', ya lyin' douche!

Oh, I'm well aware'a that. And maybe there was nothin' I could'a done ta'stop it, neither.
IT DON'T PISS ME OFF ANY LESS!!

[docfoul]

Tell me one thing, Slick.
What if he had never arrived? What then?

[makesheramember]

Why don't yous tell me? Ain't you the "omniscient" one?

[docfoul]

I already know the answer.
I want you to tell me.

[makesheramember]

Then why the fuck you askin'? All I know is there wouldn't be no Felt ta'get up to their time shenanigans and screw with me and my crew, so if nothin' else things would been a helluva lot better!

[docfoul]

Would there have been a crew?

[makesheramember]

A'course there'd still be a crew! Even if there weren't no English, the horned brats still would'a gone'n played the game.

[He suddenly gives Scratch a suspicious look.]

Wouldn't they?

[docfoul]

If you have to ask...
You know the answer, don't you?

[makesheramember]

I'm askin' 'cause I ain't sure, jackass! How'm I s'pose ta know just how much English has gone and fucked around with the whole goddamn universe!?

and now the tarot cards afshg they're gorgeous

[docfoul]

No. I'm sure you can find the answer.
Search your feelings, as they say.
Hee hee.

I JUST SAW THEM wooow do want ;u;

[makesheramember]

Oh, I know what the "answer" is. The answer is you're just fuckin' around with me and want me ta'THINK you're implyin' somethin'!
Well guess what, pal, that ain't gonna work no more! I don't trust a damn thing that comes outta your...
... Your..
Wherever the hell you talk from!

GOD SAME

[docfoul]

As I'm sure you know, I am not a gambling man.
But if I were, I would be willing to bet you could never resist reacting to provocation, Jack.

if only you could get multiple packs sob

[makesheramember]

DON'T FUCKIN' CALL ME THAT!

[And out comes a shiv. An especially sharp blade too that Slick points close to Scratch's neck, or whatever attaches his cue-ball head to the rest of his body.]

That man is DEAD! The name's Slick. SPADES SLICK.

if only i had money 8(

[docfoul]

[Can you count how many fucks Scratch gives?]

You realise you have just proven my point.

8C <3

[makesheramember]

[Zero. The same amount Slick also gives.]

Tell me one good reason why I should give a damn.

I love your Slick so much by the way sdfdhf

[docfoul]

I don't have to.

aahh oh wow thank you so much!! ;u; I'm flattered

[makesheramember]

Yeah, 'cause there AIN'T none! I'll get pissed off at WHOEVER and WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT, Doctor "I got a big ass head but it ain't fulla nothin' but hot fuckin' air"!

;u; it is the truth

[docfoul]

Hoo hoo.
You are an amusing man, Slick.
I am looking forward to doing business with you in my future.

ashdhhfghkfjg <333

[makesheramember]

What the sam hill are ya on about now? You been offed, Scratch. You ain't got much of a future.

[docfoul]

[Wow really Slick. One would think you'd have gotten used to time shenanigans by now.]

In my game, I am still very much alive, Slick.
Of course, I do not intend to stay that way.

[makesheramember]

[HE HATES TIME SHENANIGANS THEREFORE HE REFUSES TO GET USED TO THEM.]

And let English go wreck someone else's shit up? Not if I got anythin' ta'say, or stab about it!

[He spins the knife he's holding.]

[docfoul]

What exactly do you hope to achieve by stabbing me?

[makesheramember]

Who said I was gonna stab you?

[docfoul]

[Whoa, shit. That one caught him off-guard. Not that he'll ever admit it (sorry, Slick). Besides, he's sure the answer will present itself soon enough.]

I wonder what you hope to achieve nonetheless.
So, go ahead.
Impress me, Slick.

[makesheramember]

Oh, don't ya worry ya shiny empty head there, Doc. I fuckin' will.

[docfoul]

... [One of the many advantages of not having a face: being able to conceal your mild alarm when you still don't know what's coming next.]