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[solitarynuvola]

Stop screeching about his appearance. You've seen worse.

[ Though he does have to agree with the evaluation of Bermuda's dress code. "He dresses like a Chippendale dancer!" Also he looks like a humanized frog. ]

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[soulofaginger]

Welp. Someone's pa got their dick stuck in a toad.

[No, his mun's reaction to this wasn't much better... but then again... seriously looked like someone boned a frog. He was actually trying to think how that would even work out...]

[solitarynuvola]

... A crude way of putting it, but yes.

[Short answer? It doesn't.]

[soulofaginger]

[Wait. Did they just actually agree on something? All the weird miracles are happening today aren't they?]

Gotta wonder what the mother looked like...

...

I wonder if he can swim...

[solitarynuvola]

[Well, he can't exactly argue about something if it's right, can he? Even if it did come from G.]

I'd rather not think about that. [... Really, dude? You're wondering if he can swim? Out of all the things to wonder about, you choose that?]

The holes in his body would let the water through.

[soulofaginger]

[See? He can make logical sense to normal... normal-ish people sometimes! And here you were thinking he was a total loon.]

Yeah, but he's got those gimpy frog legs... {So says the guy trying to scientifically break down the inquiry. Face it you're just as much of a hopeless weirdo Hibari.]

He looks like he'd taste like crab though.

[Don't ask how he came to that conclusion. The guy just looks crab-flavored and he felt compelled to share his opinion because fuck you he does what he wants.]

[solitarynuvola]

[He is a total loon. He only makes sense to other people who are occasional loons as well. 8|]

It doesn't mean that he can swim. [The water would drag him down before he could start swimming-- and how long has he spent in his baby form, anyway? He'd be less accustomed to moving in his larger... not-normal... form... blegh.]

... Crab. [The most deadpan stare here. Are you serious? You are, aren't you. You absolute lunatic.]

[soulofaginger]

Maybe the holes are like blowholes. Dolphins don't sink.

[Maybe that would mean he would taste like dolphin? But hell if he knows what dolphin taste like so....]

Crab.

[What? He's been dead for a century. Cut him some slack, he can barely remember what this shit tastes like.]

I think's it's 'cause his arms look meaty like that.