Possibly Game Hunting...

[immortalrose]

While we don't always see "Eye to Eye" most of the time, I must say I'm overjoyed to see that we've finally came to an agreement. I suppose being the so called "Angel of Death" isn't so bad, although I would rather be simply a Guardian Angel instead.

I'm not fond of the tasks you would have me do under such a title but at least we've finally come to terms with each other.

Now tell me, when will you have your latest masterpiece finished? I've seen you're altered some aspects of my appearance...

[ Sighs ]

Again.

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[notbloodylikely]

...Angel of Death.

Seriously?

[immortalrose]

Quite unfortunately, yes.

[notbloodylikely]

Like. Literally or a title that doesn't mean what it says?

[immortalrose]

I wish it was the latter but yes, it's quite literal.

[notbloodylikely]

... Well. That's bloody scary.

[immortalrose]

See, this is what I dislike the most about my occupation! Everyone is always instantly terrified of me as soon as I state what I am.

I mean honestly, I'm rather nice individual! It's not my fault I was roped into reaping the souls of the dead for all eternity.

[notbloodylikely]

Yeah, well, everyone is scared of dying. We don't want someone there making us wonder if it's happening today, even if he brings tea and biscuits.

[immortalrose]

Who said I was going to be giving anyone tea or biscuits? You people can mooch off someone else.

[notbloodylikely]

I wasn't being literal! Geeze, you'd think a living metaphor would get it.

[immortalrose]

I do get what you're saying but still not quite fair to judge a book from only it's cover.

Besides, death is hardly that scary.

[notbloodylikely]

Covers all I got. You're a spooky guy with an evil beard saying he's the literal angel of death. Not comforting. And he thinks death isn't scary. Not convincing coming from the guy who just said he'll be around for all eternity. You ain't got a clue.

[Extra scary for a kid with maybe four months to live and a whole lot of blood on his hands.]

[immortalrose]

Evil...beard?

[ Did he just insult him!? ]

[notbloodylikely]

Yeah. You look like Dracula, totally not spooky. Can't imagine why people would find you scary with a beard that screams "bring me virgins!"

[immortalrose]

You do realize you are speaking with the "Angel of Death", correct? I just want to make certain that you understand your error first in sparking my rage before something absolutely dreadful happens to you.

It's only fair.

[ A brief pause ]

...But I'll admit you do have a SLIGHT point.

[notbloodylikely]

Oh don't get me wrong, I'm nigh on pissing myself over here. But hey, I'm punching out soon anyway so...Whatever, dude. If I get to literally laugh in the face of death...Totally worth it. Although it's more like giving death style tips but close enough.

[immortalrose]

Style tips from a runt like you? My word, your certainly a cheeky one!

Oh, when are you schedule to die? Four months from now? I could possibly elongate your time in the land of the living if you quit with the insults.

Just a small proposal I thought of now.

[notbloodylikely]

...Yeah, right! I'm not dumb enough to fall for that!

[immortalrose]

You aren't? Such a shame, I almost had you there.

[notbloodylikely]

I mean, you couldn't...could you?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Your mun's an artist, Augustus?

[immortalrose]

Indeed, she is and apparently she's altered a few more things about me.

[ He sounds annoyed but actually he's really not. ]

I'm not sure what I think about this one. I do have to admit, she's gotten a little better. It's a incomplete piece.

asdfgj-- that is beautiful. /has art envy/

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[She squints a little at the art but smiles at it.]

Your mun's very talented! Though it makes you look a little younger than what I had pictured you to be from those icon things of yours.

My mun would love to able to make art as lovely as yours does.

Thank you! /timid artist is timid

[immortalrose]

That is exactly why not too certain about this "redesign" as she calls it. She taken away some of my favorite features about myself!

[ He's mourning the loss of the mustache. ]

But I suppose this is better than her erasing me all together.

Oh don't be! Your work is gorgeous!

[whitescalesbigmouth]

That's true, I'd be kinda sad if she got rid of you all together. Especially just after we've just become friends.

I-I've just taken the initiative now to tell Leonardo how I feel for him, I thought you should know.

Thank you, thank you!

[immortalrose]

Wouldn't it be tragic? Talk about waste of such a fine specimen.

[ He sighs. ]

Oh, you did? What happened!? Tell me, what happened!

You should send him to Ink Cittttyyyyy

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Well actually I haven't gotten to the actual telling him how I feel part. But I'm on my way there!

[She grumbles slightly] At least I will be when ol' fishlips gets out of my face. Ugh, he's disgusting.