On forever_after and random rp ideas

[nice_hat]

Healing magic? Are you stupid?! I am the greatest sorcerer in existence! I don't care about your precious 'random number generator', change it! Right now! It's an insult to my abilities!

Another thing: what's a 'vampire' and why are you so enthralled with the idea of turning me into one? It's outside a game anyway, it won't make any difference. Besides, I have all the power I could ever want. Why would I want to be a 'vampire'?

Comments

[spider_kisser]

Hey, healing magic doesn't sound so bad! There has to be some sick or injured people out there, and magic that can heal them doesn't come often, y'know.

Oh, and a vampire is a supernatural undead person who lives by drinking human blood. They usually prey on women.

[nice_hat]

Like I would want to spend my time helping stupid people who got themselves injured or ate the wrong mushrooms.

...Even more reason for me to avoid my mun's idea, then. The only way I'm associating with the undead is if I control them.

[spider_kisser]

Heh. I'm starting to see that you're not a very helpful elf.

And I'm guessing you don't care much for blood, either?

[nice_hat]

Of course not. My curses are neat, not messy.

....What's an "elf"?

[spider_kisser]

And you must not wish to prey on women either, huh?

I...I assumed you were one. Y'know...with the ears and all?

[promisedwings]

You can use magic? That is awesome!

[Pausing to consider the vampire thing.] I don't think I've ever heard of a vampire before.

[nice_hat]

*Cooro, don't stoke his ego...*

I happen to be the most powerful sorcerer in Hyrule.