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[trixortreats]

Mundane, dear - If you think you may have bit off more than you can chew by taking on me, that's possibly the most intelligent thought you've had in a good long while. At least you know your place - such as it is. [Beneath her feet, most likely.]

And as for whatever plans you may have for me - I hope for your sake, this 'intelligent' trend continues. As long as I don't have to return to Hogwarts, we should be fine.

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[sevenofseven]

What's wrong with going back to Hogwarts? [Aside from the Death Eater Professors, that is.]

[trixortreats]

I've reached the point where I'd like to broaden my education. Hogwarts is far too limited and has nothing left to teach me.

[marauderingly]

Hogwarts will be better off if you keep well away, I'm sure. I can already hear the praises -- "The wicked beast is gone, bar the doors lest she returns!" et cetera, et cetera.

Hello, cousin.

[trixortreats]

Wee ickle Sirius, is that you? My, but you've grown into something thoroughly obnoxious.

[She laughs: not exactly a pleasant sound.] As long as that keeps your lot inside, that works for me.

[marauderingly]

It's taken a lot of work, I have to admit, but the fruits of my labor are paying of brilliantly.

[Not pleasant? It's nails on a chalkboard all around.] Because keeping to your convenience is obviously the first thing on our minds.

[trixortreats]

Yes, all the way down to the smell. Is it me or are you giving off a distinct odor of wet dog?

As well it should be, dearest cousin.

[marauderingly]

Are you sure Lestrange didn't rub something off on you? He has a pretty notable scent from what I remember.

You know me, Bella. I aim to please.

[trixortreats]

[It's a little bit hard to argue with this, given Roddy's tendency to slobber all over her like a basset hound. So she'll just scoff, okay.]

Hardly.

Your family might disagree with that.

[marauderingly]

Keep telling yourself that.

The Potters find it incredibly charming, actually. [Yeah. He just went there.]

[trixortreats]

That's hardly a point in your favour.

[marauderingly]

Good thing I'm not looking for any points from you then, is it?