abaxcity

[gleans]

Oh my god, stop obsessing over the band thing. You're gonna make us both fuckin' crazy. That's probably, like, the least important thing for you to be worrying about, right now, anyway. The real issue you're having right now, the one that's staring at you from that Pages document? Kiiiind of big deal, dude. Priorities.

Uh, sidenote, gamewise -- I hope you keep this pissing-off-aliens thing to those crack memes, cuz I'm not that into the idea of getting shot in the face by a cranky turian because I licked his post-it notes, y'know? Alright.

Thanks,
Galen

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[sircassidy]

Tell her to stop stressing about the band thing because your band thing is awesome and that's enough to know.

ALSO MY SHIRT.

[gleans]

Uh, I would, but the only response I'm getting from this chick today is keysmashing.

Donny told me! Pics or it didn't happen.

[sircassidy]

Oh. Yeah. We know some of that feel, today.

Forthcoming pics, so hard, dude.

[gleans]

Man. This is where I'd recommend a group chill-the-fuck-out day.

Sweet. I bet it looks awesome.

[sircassidy]

God, seriously. We're about to start drinking, though. So, you know, we're probably good.

Everything looks awesome on my tits, fact.

[gleans]

Lucky for you guys. All we got over here is chocolate and self-loathing.

I think I read a creepypasta once that said if you go into a dear_mun at night and talk about Cassidy Johnson's boobs, her twin shows up and makes uncomfortable faces at you. It sounded pretty legit, so I'll take your word for it.

[sircassidy]

I'd go for some chocolate, too. Tell her to quit it with the self-loathing, too. We don't approve.

That's my favorite pasta ever. And it's usually true. Give it some time...

[twoshortlives]

I'm here.

[gleans]

SHIT

[twoshortlives]

If only she had been talking about Courtney's anatomy, and not her own.