Starting to tentatively think about maybe putting him in a game?

[texasified]

Okay, Texas has had enough sitting around. Idle hands ain't punching bad guys in the throat, ya know? WA-CHAAAAAA!

Let's get goin' and find someplace we can do our thing!

Well, it's mostly me doin' my thing, but whatever it is you're doin', you should probably do that so that Texas can start bein' awesome.

Comments

[theintern]

You might want to avoid the throat, Texas. We really don't need any lawsuits heading our way.

[texasified]

Fine, Barbara Buzzkill...I won't go any lower than the face!

[theintern]

Barbara Buzzkill? Really?

[texasified]

Uh...Betty Buzzkill?

[theintern]

I meant- Ah, forget it. Just don't hurt anyone too bad, Tex.

[texasified]

Then what's the point of punching bad guys if I'm not supposed to hurt 'em bad?! It's not like I'm gonna go around punchin' EVERYBODY! You gotta earn a visit from Texas the Punch Fairy!

I need to set a tracker for this tag. OTL

[passengerseatdriver]

Is your mun looking at anywhere specifically? [Because he's kinda lonesome in his game. ;A;]

That's not a terrible idea, really. In fact, I might do that very thing

[texasified]

Just somewhere she can keep up with during school, apparently. Don't even know why she needs college anyhow. All she's learning is big words, but I guess learning big words takes a lot of time or something.

And I've got my tracker set up. I'LL NEVER MISS A CASTMATE AGAIN. HAHAHAHAHA!

[passengerseatdriver]

Yeah, uh, Texas? It's more than just big words. If it was just that, she could've gotten a dictionary.

[texasified]

Maybe she shoulda bought a dictionary! She starts in with this theory of language stuff and all Texas hears is a bunch of big words! And dictionaries are all about big words! She coulda just picked up the books and looked up anything she needed to know and saved herself a few thousand bucks!

C'mon, it's simple!

[passengerseatdriver]

...Theory of language? What the heck is your mun studying anyway?

[texasified]

Dunno. Whenever I see the stuff she's reading, my brain gets all muddy and weird. Kinda like when you start talking about numbers, except with words, you know?

Wait, guess you don't. But you get what Texas is sayin', right? It's boring!

[passengerseatdriver]

Algorithms aren't boring!

[texasified]

Uh...yeah. Yeah, they are.

LOL, Texas. XD

[passengerseatdriver]

[Grumpy now.]

No, they're not.

He ain't good with the thinky-thoughts, that Texas

[texasified]

Awww, don't get that way, Chuck! It's good that someone on the team can handle the boring stuff!

...It's still really boring though.

XD At least, he's got theTexas Twister.

[passengerseatdriver]

But it's not boring!

[Maturity. What is it?]

It's all he needs!

[texasified]

Hey, if that's what you wanna tell yourself then Texas wouldn't tell you otherwise! Even if you are completely wrong!

[Texas: the good friend.]

<3 Your Texas is amazing.

[passengerseatdriver]

[Texas, sometimes you suck. Also, extremely obvious he's not going to win this, so he's going to surrender. Shocker.]

Great. Thanks.

Hehe thanks! I'm enjoying your Chuck too!

[texasified]

You're welcome!

Don't worry about it, OK? It's not your fault you like boring stuff! We can't all be Texas! Yeah, Texas! [He's not punching at anything. He punching just to be punching and also because he won the argument.]

Aw...thank you! 8D

[passengerseatdriver]

Yeah, we definitely can't. [The world wouldn't be able to handle it.]

[texasified]

[Awwww lookit the big lug light up! And feel the big lug clap you hard on the shoulder. He actually does know his own strength, but he wants you to feel his good mood.]

Yeah!

So, you're in one of those games, right? What's it like? Is it like one of your LARPing game or not or...?

[passengerseatdriver]

[Chuck pinwheels his arms as he nearly falls flat on his face.]

[Once he regains his balance...] Not really. Everything's real. As in really real. The muns call it a game, but it's like you're transported to another world and left to deal with things as they come.

I'm at this dream world place called somarium. Well, technically we're in the city of Ob Holm right now since Somarium itself got leveled.

[texasified]

So, wait, it's a dream but...it's also real? You're actually supposed to live your dreams?

Because Texas'd love to live the Punching-Kane-Off-The-Tower-Made-Of-Dinosaur-Lightning dream but not the Naked-On-The-Stage-Made-Of-Acid-And-Can't-Remember-The-Lines dream. That's sure not Texas' favorite dream.

1/2

[passengerseatdriver]

Okay, wow. That's way more than I ever wanted to know.

2/2

[passengerseatdriver]

But it's not that you actually live your dreams. It's that it runs on dreams. Things can change around you based on people's dreaming. Falling asleep or just daydreaming is how you get there in the first place.

...And I'm not making any sense, am I?

Re: 2/2

[texasified]

[Thinking...Thinking...and...]

Wait, so what you dream changes things? And daydreaming is also dreaming?

Does that mean that every time Texas dreams up one of his awesome plans, it changes the world to be more like them?!

OK, I gotta get there while I'm thinking of something REALLY awesome!

[passengerseatdriver]

Uh, it'd have to be a lot of people dreaming your plans, Texas. Not just you.

Darn my short term icon-based memory

[texasified]

Well, my plans are awesome enough to get a bunch of people on board, so no problem!

LOL. I have the same problem. XD The Browse button is my friend.

[passengerseatdriver]

[Not even gonna touch that. That's a losing battle right there, yup.]

Well, I could be wrong about how exactly it works. I'm still figuring things out since everything got shaken up so badly. Kind of hard to pull up info on it.

I...kind of keep forgetting it's there. I haven't done DWRP in a long time.

[texasified]

Well, it's a dream world, isn't it? That's not like all the code and junk you use, it's all freaky mind stuff! That's gotta be a lot harder to figure out.

Maybe Texas oughta come into the dreams and give you a hand! You can figure all this freaky brain stuff out, and I can help make all the dreams bigger and better! YEAH, TEXAS!

XD No big deal. It's fairly new anyway.

[passengerseatdriver]

[You two may not be BFFs, but Chuck's definitely excited at the idea of having a fellow Burner there.]

Maybe your mun will send you there. It'd be nice not to be there by myself anymore.

[texasified]

[So says you, but Texas is BFFs with, like, the whole world. Minus Kane.]

She's interested, I think. Not sure how she's gonna get me in, but that's her job, right? Kind of like having a secretary, except she doesn't get me coffee.

And, hey, Texas is pumped! Let's go have some dream fun, WOOO!

[passengerseatdriver]

[This is true.]

[And Chuck is grinning like a fool. Yay not going to be alone!]

Looking forward to seeing you there!