in the wake of reading Hawkeye #2 and asdlfkjh whyamidoingthis whimper

[notahawkingbird]

So. tushanshu, eh?

[Small smile.]

Don't even try with the excuses because that little print-out of pretty much everything about the game snuck out from the office printer?

Come on.

Comments

[sharpes]

[BABE ALERT

yeah you bet he'll hit on her. in that way. that he hits on women. because Brandon. and issues. and narnia.]

Well, you gotta give her points for being thorough, huh sweetheart?

[YEP this is a leer hello.]

[crotcharrow]

Wow, mine didn't even do that.

heeey

[abrahamic]

Print-out, huh?

[trainwrecked]

It'll probably not be boring.

oh hai

[notahawkingbird]

[Here be headshake of utter amusement.]

Oh yeah. Everything from the Premise all the way to the Mod Info.

Very thorough. [Presses hand over heart and flutters lashes with a grin.] I am so proud.

[abrahamic]

Usually that attention to detail ends badly, or so I've heard.

What's the place like?

[notahawkingbird]

[This isn't her first rodeo, bb. This is Katherine Elizabeth Bishop of New York City's creme de la creme.]

Of course, cupcake.

[She doesn't stress it, more like... drawls it. But in a semi-but-not-really-patronizing-way because really, sweetheart? Sweet. Heart?]

Any less would be [tsking sounds while she shakes her head]

[storm_warning]

Wow, that's pretty hardcore.

huhuhuhuhu what am i even doing

[notahawkingbird]

She's a -- [searches for word, scrunch nose] -- little bit of a girl scout.

[Brief pause.]

Sooooo... Shepherd.

I have heard... things [sly smile] about hate-crushes. Or something to that effect.



ooc; oh god i cannot even *rubs face with hands* /showers you with love and apologies

[notahawkingbird]

You'd think. If it keeps her excited though, no protests from me.

Apparently you wake up on shores that turn out to be the back of a big turtle and end up in a city that makes me think of the mythical K'un-L'un Shangri-La.

[Shruuuuuuuug]

Sounds... interesting.

[notahawkingbird]

[Quirk brow and smile.]

Probably.

[trainwrecked]

Well - I've come to understand you all from the future have different standards for that sort of thing.

[notahawkingbird]

She claims it'll "help her keep track of things".

[snicker]

I have no complaints.

[storm_warning]

That'll make you a real pro when you arrive I bet.

[notahawkingbird]

[Aahhhh... so definitely not the Bucky Barnes from her timeline.]

Well, [cue shrug] kind of hard when you spend every other week fighting off one alien race or another. Or supervillains sanctioned by the government. Or time-traveling tyrants who may have been your friend at some point.

Or something like that.

You know... s'weird. [She's regarding him somewhat.]

[notahawkingbird]

I prefer not to over-estimate.

You from that place, I gather?

[storm_warning]

Yeah. [Eyeroll.] I've been stuck here since the whole Anti-Foreigner thing started. Tried flying out and hit a wall. I wish Nightcrawler was around, maybe he could do better.

[abrahamic]

Sounds like a giant turtle.

What if you can't swim?

asdflkjhasdflkjh how is it nearly 4am sob

[notahawkingbird]

Must be. If they have a city -- no wait, I think it's supposed to be a kingdom? -- on it's back then it'd had to be plenty huge.

Huh. [ There's a thought. ]

[ Squints at. ] You fishing for information? [ Ha. Unintentional pun? Yes? No? ]

[notahawkingbird]

Anti... Foreigner?

[ Kate frowns. She doesn't like the sound of that. Anything tagged "anti" is rarely ever good. But her attention latches onto the latter part of that statement because if someone of Ororo Munroe's abilities cannot fly out-- ]

Is the city submerged?

[ Because it would make sense. Sort of. ...wouldn't it? ]

i have grumpy shield agent edition in turtle land BUT YOU CAN HAVE THIS ONE HERE...

[trickshot]

Why am I not surprised. I give you a sweet new gig, and you run off somewhere else.

because reasons

[abrahamic]

Isn't that like in Sinbad? Except it's a fish, or something. I haven't read those in years.

[Fishing? More like hounding you for details.]

asdlkffjhasldfkjh asldfdkjh :3333333333333

[notahawkingbird]

[ Oh, hello. Someone feeling protective? ]

Aw, don't be such a grump, boss. It's not like we've signed on the dotted line.

[ As an aside: ] Not yet, anyway.

why must i work. okay. forgoing sleep |DDDDDDDDDDd

[notahawkingbird]

I'm... not really sure? Maybe?

It sounds poetically correct though. I mean, turtles' shells are essentially homes on their backs, so a whole kingdom on a giant turtle is just stretching that metaphor?

[ LOLOLOL. Hounding. That's a good one. :D ]

:3c

[trickshot]

Hey, you may not have job security or any kinda salary, but you can't beat the experience.