homeless

[trickstering]

Now, after all of your evasions, all of your reassurances that you had absolutely no desire to throw me into an absurd situation, now you wish to do just that. Tell me, was it only a lie previously? Trying, apparently futility, to convince yourself of what was not? So, perhaps, we were not such a terrible match in the end.

No, there's no sense in arguing. I've no desire to sit here sorting out the details. Should you find a place suitable to our collective purposes, then we shall talk further.

In the meantime, we shall continue on with our current diversions, yes? I must admit, they are not unwelcome. Consider that your sole indication of gratitude.

Comments

harsh

[shellfish]

your moms dead

deal with it

[trickstering]

It's a wonder you don't rule more than your quaint pond.

no u

[shellfish]

...

is that an insult

no u

[trickstering]

Is that a legitimate question?

no u r de cat

[shellfish]

are you for real
or are you for fake

;w;

[trickstering]

It is possible to be both at once.

cat kissesssss

[shellfish]

...howw?

uguuu

[trickstering]

It's like diplomacy.

desu

[shellfish]

diplomacy dont wwork that wway dummy
it wworks like this
DO THIS
OR DIE
and if they do it they vvery wwell do not die
if they dont
wwell they havve a fair chance of dyin
its like predictin the wweather

doki doki

[trickstering]

Diplomacy protects two kingdoms from going to war, because war costs many lives and ultimately makes it harder for two kingdoms to go about their normal functions. A good king never goes looking for war, though he is prepared when it comes.

badum tish

[shellfish]

....
borin

[trickstering]

A bit, perhaps.

[shellfish]

no like a lot
a lot of borin
so much borin i cannot evven start to explain these feelins of borinness

[trickstering]

This is how you will win the land of Discedo, then?

[shellfish]

through diplomacy no thats bull
you can take your diplomacy up your butt and around the corner

[trickstering]

You seemed to be equating it to brute force.

[shellfish]

youre just not equatin anythin

[trickstering]

Apparently not.

[shellfish]

howw do you</ expect to do anythin if you cant evven take ovver a wwarehouse of goddamn grenades?!font>

[trickstering]

We're not going down this road again.

[shellfish]

same road different direction

[trickstering]

It doesn't matter.

[shellfish]

do you wwant to punch your enemies
do wwhat i say

[trickstering]

I am not taking advice from the king of a lake.

[shellfish]

then you are goin to die alone and abandoned
and no one wwill care for you
but alas
someone will
and then nope
they will punch you in the dick and say
fuck you im takin all your gold and cocanuts
because thats wwhat cowwboys do