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Oh no. Back up, baby. Don't even think of dragging me back into this nonsense again. Does it occur to you that maybe I could use the break? Just because you're missing me doesn't mean I'm missing anything; as far as I'm concerned, the longer I go forgotten the longer I get to actually live my life in peace. Whether I'm dead or just... away with my boy. Sure, I know what your "point of choice" is but I'm still out of the picture.

You care, sure, but the rest of the worlds getting on fine. And I'm actually doing... okay.

It's not like that's going to last forever, either.

... Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating how good I got it just a little.

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Ah, but Osborn...

How could anybody resist basking in your presence?

[ throws shoe at the back of your head. ]

No. No. Sounds about right.

I've heard the phrase "high maintenance" thrown around.

You think so?

I have one shoe left. Don't make me throw it at you.

[He ducks and glances back]

Can't you wait until I do something to deserve it?

[ damn boy. your face is leather. ]

Awww, but then you'd know to run before I can even get the shoe off.

wait
are you dead or what
like for reel dead

I am sure that is not so. Then again, I am a friend of your father's. Perhaps Sly Loki is simply a man of boundless patience.

I don't see how that's a problem.

I used to be.

... Sort of.

...
what

My father is the opposite of high maintenance. He maintains himself just a little too well.

You're better off saving that patience for someone else. Er. Loki.

I wasn't exactly as dead as everyone thought I was.

ok so you were just like fakin it or somefin
38o
come on quit with the crayptic shit and get to the glubbin
glubber fuck that pun was bad

...

What?

...Good lord. How does that hair of yours work?!

You think so? I find myself having to hold that man's hand more often than not.

[And by "hold his hand" he means "systematically drive him insane while manipulating all the things" but, hey, you know.]

I worry about him...

Edited 2012-09-08 05:00 (UTC)

are you humans all reelly this dense or is it just all the ones i meet
COM-E ON LET T)(-E CATFIS)( OUT OF T)(-E BAG
were you dead
or not

It's curly, you ass.

I used to, before he completely lost his mind. Really -- just don't.

Sort of. But then I came back. Uh -- I was resuscitated...?

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