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[riotrhythm]

Well, I guess I can't blame you for hoping, but I totally have a boyfriend already. You know that! And I just love him soooooooo much! Fooling around is fine and all (especially if they're cute), but I think this place goes a lit-tle bit further than just fooling around.

Looks like Perv City to me.

I think you and I need to have a chat about this first!

[ and then a pause. ]

Ew, are you serious?! Someone totally wanted to send Rosalind there? Um, gross?? That's my little sister, perv!

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[fuckyobancouch]

Now riddle me this, miss- what exactly separates "foolin' around" from "have sex with other people"? 'Cause last time I checked the two were kinda the same.

[riotrhythm]

There's a difference between a little bit of funny stuff and being a total creeper!

[fuckyobancouch]

Question here, which party's the creeper'n this discussion? We still talkin' 'bout people cheatin' or the, yanno, city demandin' people bone each other all the time?

[riotrhythm]

Definitely everything you just said!

[fuckyobancouch]

My stars an' garters, that's a lotta creepy fer jes' one discussion. Only decent option then would be ta change track ta somethin' far more palatable- introductions!

[riotrhythm]

Well, my name's Juliet. You seem to know a lot about this place, so I'm guessing you live there!

[fuckyobancouch]

Hirako, miss. Shinji Hirako, an' as sad as it is to admit, yeah. This here's pretty much been my home fer the last... how long's it been now? Three years?

[riotrhythm]

That's an awful long time to be stuck anywhere!

I mean... Dad's grounded me for like a month, but seriously.

[fuckyobancouch]

Yyyeah. Let's jes' say that ya learn to appreciate the little things'n life, like a cell with unlimited batteries and ev'ry version'f Tetris in existence on it.

[riotrhythm]

I'm not big on videogames, but I do love Tetris!

[ Who doesn't love Tetris? ]

[fuckyobancouch]

[A small and cynical part of him doubts that this here little lady would be very GOOD at anything that requires more thought and planning than Pong, but a long life of practice means he keeps at least THAT smart-ass comment to himself.]

Welp, that right there's one thing ta keep ya occupied. It ain't exactly huntin' the creepy-crawlies of the night, but it's one way.

[riotrhythm]

[ Excuse you, Shinji, Juliet has a 3.4 GPA. Suck her dick. ]

Oh, I've got lots of experience hunting creepy-crawlies. I even killed a whole tribe of Frankenberries once!

[ LIKE THE CEREAL. EXCEPT IT'S REAL. ]

[fuckyobancouch]

[... He probably would. He's a manwhore like that.]

... Now see, I ain't no stranger ta slayin' the supernatural, but what the HELL did a tribe a' vaguely effeminate strawberry zombies do ta deserve that?

Did TV lie ta me? Where they evil all along?

[riotrhythm]

Exactamundo.

All that strawberry cereal stuff was just propaganda for you to trust them!

[fuckyobancouch]

At least tell me Tony's on the up an' up. I need one good thing'n my life.

[riotrhythm]

I'm not a tiger hunter. So I have no idea!

[fuckyobancouch]

I'll jes' choose ta believe it, then. Dissapointment'r relief will come as it comes.

Was Count Chocula in on it too?

[riotrhythm]

You're just making fun of me, now.

[fuckyobancouch]

I'm extrapolatin' here miss, not insultin'. Ya tell me cereal mascots're real an' apparently evil, I ain't the type that'll jes' go on with his life an' ignore possible ramifications a' that.

[sanromero]

[ JEALOUS BOYFRIEND MODE ACTIVATED. ]

So, uh, who were you planning on fooling around with?

[ He tosses a football into the air, catches it then tosses it again before glancing over at Juliet with an unreadable expression. ]

[riotrhythm]

It's just a figure of speech, Nick! You know I would never cheat on you! Besides, ugh, I'm never going NEAR this place. Gross-o-matic!

[ literally, she would just as happily chainsaw their dicks off and nick probably knows that. ]