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As fun as it is, it'd be nice to be put in a meme where I ain't always fucking some broad's brains out. [ or some dude's... whatever... ]

I mean, I know I'm hot stuff and all, but... [ hahahahaha good one, mugen. ]

--zombie what? [ he scrunches up his face, waving his hand away dismissively. ] Yeah, okay, whatever, get to the part where I can hit something.

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[mujushin]

What are you talking about?

[ and why can't you ever make any sense, like a normal person. ]

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[ long suffering sigh. ]

See, Jin, when a man and a woman really like each other, they start getting these urges...

[mujushin]

[ no give that back, it belongs to him. ]

I don't need you to explain that part, you nitwit. The rest.

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[ but he makes it look good.

...sound good... ]

The other stuff's boring though. [ zombie apocalypse meme? whatevvvvv that means nothing to a guy who makes "almost" dying a cool thing. ]

[mujushin]

I'll determine that for myself.

[ like hell he's going to trust your judgment. ]

Now start talking.

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[ see that's your problem, jin. you gotta learn how to trust people. open up.

remove stick from ass. ]

Make me. [ you know how he gets when he's itching for some action. he'll make anything into a struggle. ]

[mujushin]

[ it's been planted there far too long for him to take it out now. ]

So in the end, this is how it has to be.

[ hand to sword, go. ] I wouldn't have figured this would be the place where our long entanglement comes to an end, but it will do.

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[ squinty, blank look. ]

The hell are you even saying? Are you hitting on me? [ it won't get you out of an ass-kicking, jin!!

his own hands remain at his sides, fingers twitching to reach back to the sword slung behind him. he's decided to go ahead and let jin make the first move though. ladies first, and all that jazz. ]

[mujushin]

[ it's okay, jin seems nonplussed as ever. or does he actually seem annoyed? the two look about the same. ]

I'm saying you're DEAD!

[ oh, and there he goes. sword drawn as he lunges at him, lethal(?) intent there right from the start as he slashes at him. ]

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[ > implying jin is even capable of making other expressions...

in any case, jin's giving him exactly what he wants, so even if by some freak accident that the rounin actually beats him, mugen still wins. so there!

but yeah, totally not likely because of course the instant jin is close enough, mugen is ducking down, slipping on to his back to let one leg kick up in an upward arch, aiming a wooden sandal right at the other man's jaw. ]

[mujushin]

[ jin sways back at the last second to avoid that kick, swinging his sword through nothing but empty air in that cool artistic way that only happens in anime.

he takes a step back, dropping into his stance, almost as if he expects fuu to suddenly appear and stop them as usual...

but no, today they can fight to their hearts' content, can't they? ] Your technique still creates far too many openings.

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[ UGH not this song and dance bullshit again--! stay still and take your beating like a man, jin, you uncooked noodle!

except, sadly, this is probably the most fun he's had in weeks, and he ain't even mad that he missed, if his loud cackle's of any indication.

he's back on his feet before long, sword still strapped to his back and untouched. ]

Says the guy who can't even land a hit. Ha! Must be getting rusty, Jin.

[mujushin]

[ it is you who will take a beating this day, mugen!!!

or something idk i don't want to use flower speech in bracket.

he just circles around as usual, perhaps enjoying this just a tad. not that he would ever admit it. ]

We'll see how long you can keep up that attitude. [ probably forever but whatever... ]

[adeptrogue]

You sound like an idiot.

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You look like an idiot.

The hell's your problem, anyway?

[adeptrogue]

You're not "hot stuff", and you look a hell of a lot more like an idiot than me. If it looks and sounds like a duck, it's a duck.

[ Don't mind Haseo, he's just extra grumpy today. ]

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[ ...

wait what. ]

--are you calling me a duck?! Go to hell!!

[ annnnnd sword drawn. yep. sorry you have to die now. ]

[adeptrogue]

[ WAIT HOLD ON SLOW DOWN THERE FUNKY SAMURAI DUDE! ]

It's an expression you idiot! [ Since this isn't in The World Haseo would rather avoid a fight, but both of his weapons are drawn regardless. ] You really are stupid. They call me the "Terror of Death" for a reason.

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[ mugen comes to a (literal) screeching halt, ending just two feet away from the guy, sword at the ready.

he stares.

and then he promptly doubles over laughing. ]

Y-You gotta be shitting me!

[adeptrogue]

...What's so funny?!

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You? "Terror of Death?" Did you name your little bunny death or something?

[fuuuuu]

There's more to these places than hitting things.

[ and sex. but whatever she's not going there.

a part of her is just a little relieved to see him. ]

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Not interested in the rest.

[ did you expect anything more, fuu...? really? ]

[fuuuuu]

But you don't really get a choice. Muns decide everything.

[ sob. nope. ]

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Looks like my mun enjoys hitting things just as much as I do.

[ if his thread up there with jin is of any indication... ]

[fuuuuu]

[ fashalfoiephfe ]

Mugen! You're so gross!

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[ wait.






wait what? ]

Heh?? What'd I do now?!

sorry shes so rusty >>

[fuuuuu]

Nothing.

[ this face.








this face forever. ]

Is your mun putting you anywhere?

no worries so is he!!

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[ he'd make a comment about women being confusing as fuck but then that means he'd have to acknowledge her being a woman. ]

Not right now, no. Broad can't seem to handle me. Figures.

ahhh he's great ♥

[fuuuuu]

[ .. which she totally is. ]

You make it sound like you're that hard to figure out.

oh thank you ;;

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[ LA LA LA CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! ]

You think you got me figured out?

fffft no need to thank me bb! C:

[fuuuuu]

[ YOU WERE THINKING IT!!! ]

I just said you weren't that hard to. [ sheesh boy don't you listen to her? ]