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SEASON GR8 PROMO.
Oh, dear, the Winchesters think they can harm me with a silly bucket of water, whatever shall I do?
[With a slight clicking of his teeth.]
I think I'll have to build them a kennel, as Purgatory clearly wasn't enough of a lesson. I'll send them the dry-cleaning bill before I put their their livers on a plate and what remains of Castiel's sanity in a jar.
The rest of them can go to the hounds.
[With a slight clicking of his teeth.]
I think I'll have to build them a kennel, as Purgatory clearly wasn't enough of a lesson. I'll send them the dry-cleaning bill before I put their their livers on a plate and what remains of Castiel's sanity in a jar.
The rest of them can go to the hounds.
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They do have a nasty habit of not dying.
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[ He looked decently happy from the promos, so. Suck it. ]
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But really, go ahead and try to seal the door to Hell, see how far you get with that. I'll be watching from my vacation home in Tahiti while you try to figure out a way to kill me.
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Leave the key to the place under the mat, so we can get in once you're toast.
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[Crowley says the name as if it actually pains him to do so.]
Let's be truly honest together, you and I. Collectively, the two of you have done everything from start the Apocalypse to end it. Without the Winchesters, we would have no world -- and, truly, I am grateful for your unfortunate existence on this rock of a planet. From the very bottoms of my mutated soul, I thank you for your services to this astute establishment of humanity, and I am eternally grateful for what you've done to ensure that this planet keeps on turning.
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But let's not forget that you two are also the reason why I spent months being chased around the entire bloody planet like a cockroach. Let's also not forget that you motivated Castiel to betray me, that you nearly got me killed, that you nearly screwed over all of existence, and that you are actually stupid enough to believe that you are intelligent enough to challenge me to my kingdom. Because while I don't underestimate the Teen Beat models of the year, I surely don't overestimate their ability to screw up whatever it is they want to do. And I am going to grant you one warning, and one warning only -- the last person that took Hell away from me is currently rotting lakeside in Purgatory with nothing but a trenchcoat and the faint glimmering hope that someone will come and rescue him from his own nightmares.
Have I made myself clear?
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I know all of that. How could I not? [ "I've got to live with it every day." ] And I'm not saying you haven't helped us out of some tight spots before; you have. But, none of that--what you're saying, or that you've bailed us out int he past--it doesn't change anything.
[ There's a weary half-shrug. ] We're going to go through with this, no matter how tough. ... Or impossible. I read you loud and clear, Crowley, but we're still coming for you.
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[And in the way he says it and in the way he holds himself, Crowley is no longer joking. His tone is quiet and clipped, serious and reserved, as he stares up at the hunter, completely unafraid of who and what he is. Because he knew this day would eventually come, unlike the idiots of the past. He knew the Winchesters would eventually grow tired of him and their nice and tidy 'frenemy' relationship would fall apart. He is prepared in a way no one else ever was to defeat the Winchesters -- and he is not going to lose everything just because they have decided that Crowley is disposable.]
I'm no Lucifer. And I'm certainly no Dick Roman. Defeating me requires something you don't have and I've been stacking my deck against yours for far longer than you've ever thought me an enemy.
Go back to hunting shapeshifters and stay out of business that doesn't concern you.
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[ Really, Sam knows how far down Crowley's influence goes. How much the demon is able to influence, and how powerful he has. After all, he's survived this long. That says something in itself. ]
It's a shot in the dark, I know. We don't have much to use against you. But, we sure as Hell aren't going to stand by and let you do what you want. You know we won't.
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