On finishing the samples for Luceti's app.

[slightoverkill]

 You are neither as clever nor as witty as you would like to think.

Comments

[lostgrace]

What did they do?

[slightoverkill]

Exposit for five hundred words on the nature of my clothes.

[lostgrace]

That seems like...overkill.

[slightoverkill]

[He refuses to acknowledge his current username.]

As is everything about her, yes.

[lostgrace]

(Damn fitting.)

So it has nothing to do with you?

[slightoverkill]

Are you implying this is my fault?

[hiken_ace]

Oh, great. Shanks' drinking buddy. [Except he's really not pleased you're coming.]

Do you have to come?

[lostgrace]

I wouldn't know. It does seem strange that your Mun would go on for that long about your clothing, though.

[slightoverkill]

[Look at all these fucks he gives, Ace. Look at them. Except you can't because there aren't any.]

Not by choice, no. I can think of several better things to do with my time.

[It's not like he's all that excited about getting wings, trust me.]

[slightoverkill]

She is a... peculiar creature.

[lostgrace]

And you're...normal.

[slightoverkill]

Nothing extraordinary about me is undesirable.

[lostgrace]

I didn't say it was undesirable.

But it might catch her attention.

[slightoverkill]

That is, in itself, an undesirable effect.

[lostgrace]

There's not much you can do about it. Unless you somehow convince her otherwise.

[slightoverkill]

Perhaps, I do not need to, considering her own idiocy conspires against her.

[IGNORE THE MUN SCREAMING IN THE BACKGROUND ABOUT CLOSING A TAB AND LOSING TWO HOURS WORTH OF WORK ON THAT FUCKING APP, SOB.]

[lostgrace]

I hear they can be stubborn.

(OMG I AM SO SORRY! /SO MUCH CONSOLING & SYMPATHY ;-; )

[slightoverkill]

I believe the word you are looking for is spiteful.

[In which Fi fails at life, news at eleven. I WILL SEE THIS THING THROUGH EVEN IF IT KILLS ME. Or him, preferably him.]

[lostgrace]

That's something I know a lot about.

(I like this plan and I approve of it. >:| Sacrifices are necessary for the greater application good!)

[slightoverkill]

Indeed.

[At least it wasn't the personality section. I would have shot myself if it had been the personality section.]

[lostgrace]

Angels are well known for their spiteful ways.

(I probably would've cried. A lot. Personality sections suck.

"THEY ARE THE WAY THEY ARE, DEAL WITH IT.")

[hiken_ace]

Tell 'em to your mun, maybe then she won't take you there. [Because seriously, Luceti is perfect right now. And you showing up would ruin it. Because a certain swordsman tried to chop his little brother into itty bitty rubber pieces. :|]

[slightoverkill]

Angels.

[That is both a "really now" tone as well as an implied question. Yay for multitonal deadpan.

I like to exposit in length about personalities. I just like to do it once and call it a day.]

[slightoverkill]

[Dude, it was in the name of SCIENCE. You can't still be holding a grudge over that.]

I might have a far more riveting conversation with a wall.

[lostgrace]

They do exist.

(Anna doesn't look surprised by his reaction. Yay for twin deadpans.

I am the same way. Once it's over, it's over.)