dear_mun | [Glares at mun. GLARES. Reason? Planned app to lastvoyages]

... You did it. You actually did it. You, you wrote up the form and are planning to apply soon as they open. Because you got the shiny username and want to spread your wings. You even ran the concept past some of the people there and made that, that NOISE at some of the replies.

Bullshit.

I mean, what would I do there? What will it accomplish? It's the goddamn SS Helltanic. In SPACE. And I'm supposed to be a prisoner? Listen, I don't know what you're going for, but I don't belong there. It's not me. I've suffered enough already, for Christ's sake. Why can't you app me at some place with lots of hot blondes and a neverending whiskey tab instead of a zombie apocalypse or a stealth porn game or a place full of Sylar clones... ugh... or a fucking haunted house... You just like making me squirm, don't you?

You have that crazy scientist guy. And that ghost hunter. And that old friend of Ma's. And that secret agent. And the box guy. And Niki - I mean, Jessica. Go torture THEM. Any of them. Leave me alone.

[blinks at mun]

... Proud? Deluded?! ARROGANT?! PUPPET?! ISSUES?!?! Listen you -

What do you mean, you're ignoring me until I'm out of this pet?! Hey! HEY! Come back here!

I don't believe this. Walking out, really?

(And I don't appreciate the aspersions cast on my character. That's libel. I can sue.)

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[ sorry Nate she's married ~~though lol like that would stop him~~. She doesn't quite get the reference, since she's before your time or even your parents', but hides it behind an expression like his anger's the most interesting thing someone's said to her today and until he smiles at her, her only real response is a soft tsk. ]

Depends on what she's imagining.

...and it's Lua. Mine knows you pretty well. "Nathan" all right?

[ Married schmarried. As long as her husband isn't around or isn't bigger/ stronger/ better connected than him, that's moot. And there's no law against flirting, yet.]

Oh, she has an active imagination, I'm afraid. It's gotten me and my headmates into lots of trouble, more than once. And it can be infectious. ... She's also more than a little sadistic.

Plus, she's been reading a bit of the back catalogue, and finds it hilarious. People in character, posts that actually tell stories instead of being one line long, good character interaction... even if she doesn't make it in, she'll still watch.

[grin] Sure it is. Pleasure to meet you, Lua. [extends his hand for a shake] Have you been there long? How are you liking it?

[ you may want to reconsider this one, he's a Mafia trashman who punches a guy to death on-screen ]

[ She lets her hand take his for a moment, flickering a smile up from under her eyelashes. He thinks he's incredible. Some men really are, and some only think it, and she's not sure which one he is yet. ]

It's not quite prison, if you're afraid of that.

[ You don't tell strangers what you really think. ]

[ ... Well shit. Screw that. Or actually don't. Keep it in your pants, Flying Man. ]

[gives her her hand back and shoots another grin, not the sharky one from before. This one is much more human.] Nah, prison I could deal with. I think. Never experienced it myself, you see, I was usually on the team that increased the inmate population.

But ...some kind of Purgatory ship? Seriously? [ closes eyes and pinches nose, this is making his head hurt ]Please tell me that's just a misunderstanding.

[ Luckily for Nathan, Ladd isn't on the hellboat. Unluckily, Lua has some standards and even with that smile, sweet as it seems, the comment about increasing the inmate population? Good luck getting some of that now, Nathan, you're a lawyer (too rich to be a cop). But all she does is look at him head tilted like she's hanging on to his words. ]

Could say it's that. They want to fix us, not make us wait.

[ But even if she doesn't trust him, she still has to make sure the Barge doesn't hit him too hard. ]

You just have to wait it out. Admiral might get bored of you.

[mun is cackling. CACKLING. Someone NOT falling head over heels to get into his pants, his head will probably implode from the shock. Oh well, at least she isn't trying to kill him or anything. Again.]

[takes a little breath and blows it out, puffing out his cheeks] Well, I'm not exactly a model citizen, I'll grant that. But Purgatory?! Isn't that a little... harsh?! [annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd there you have it. Poor deluded man. Nathan 1, self knowledge 0.]

... And you said "Admiral"? They're in charge there, right? is there any way to get in touch with them? [Nate's a navy man, maybe he can schmooze himself into getting preferential treatment.]

How did YOU end up there, if I may ask? Just curious, you don't have to answer if you don't want to. [smile]

[ Good luck with that preferential treatment. ] Never seen the guy. He listens, but if you want him to talk back...

[ She's not answering the question; every warden she's had has given her a different answer, and she suspects the truth's another one. ]

[Deep sigh. This is definitely not going the way he'd like. He smiles nicely nonetheless.]

I see - [with slight cynicism]...he's God.

Well, thank you for all your help anyway. You've been very kind and I really appreciate it.

[Glares at mun. GLARES. Reason? Planned app to lastvoyages]

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