testing, testing...

[loveslaving]

Ah, mun-san! No, you don't even need to say it-- what a brilliant plan, to take me out before doing anything with me! A dog can't learn new tricks if they're always caged, after all.

And while I wouldn't say that I'm inexperienced-- quite the contrary, since I boast the title of Araragi-senpai's love slave!-- it is indeed nice to make some meaningful steps forward before I'm allowed to collapse headfirst into whatever may be ahead. Always knock on a stone bridge before crossing it, was it?

Hmm... but I feel as if this post could use a bit more impact! First impressions are important, aren't they? I would suggest taking my clothes off, but then Araragi-senpai may go on a rampage...

Mm. In order to preserve his stellar reputation, I'll refrain. This is what any good kohai would do, after all!

Comments

[deathperceivingeyes]

A... love slave...?

[loveslaving]

Yes, a love slave! Should Araragi-senpai tell me to walk through town without a stitch of clothing on, I would do so willingly-- I feel as if I am the only one capable of handling him and his deviant preferences.

[deathperceivingeyes]

I'm not sure what kind of person your senpai is, but I don't think he would tell you to risk being thrown in jail for public indecency.

[loveslaving]

Ah, I wouldn't want you to misjudge his caliber! He's quite fearless about his needs. Though he may be the type to hide his naughty magazines in the third drawer of his desk, in a predictable manner typical of most high-school boys, his inner thoughts are far from innocuous.

[deathperceivingeyes]

And you're willing to do whatever this senpai asks of you? He doesn't seem like that reliable of a person.

*He also doesn't sound like the kind of guy with a 'stellar reputation' either.*