sortinghat_rp is full of silly teenagers

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Okay, I know you're excited for all this drama and everything, but I'm the one who's actually going through it, and um... I'm not sure this can end well at all. For anyone.

Maybe you can focus on my other game for a bit? I think going back to a killer carnival is the safer option right now.

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[thisperfectsaucer]

[This. Face.]

[moveslikejaeger]

Hyu not de vun likely to get blamed for dis.

I literally can't stop laughing and facepalming.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

...Hi, Van.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Well, I don't want you to get in trouble.

[moveslikejaeger]

Sveetie, Hy iz trouble. Iz h'okay. Not de first time Hy been in trouble for keessink gorls. Iz alvays vorth it, too.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

I can't say I'm surprised.

[moveslikejaeger]

Hyu iz de prittiest, dough.

it's so beautiful

[thisperfectsaucer]

Hi.

Is that all?

Yesssss.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

...Sorry?

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Thanks, Maxim.

[thisperfectsaucer]

It really shouldn't be in the form of a question, but I suppose that will do, yes.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

I wasn't thinking.

[themonkeyincident]

Oh, come now, what little problems could be worse than death?

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Not worse. Just... Different.

[themonkeyincident]

My word, what have you gotten yourself entangled in? You're making me feel positively slacking by comparison!

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Um... It's not really a good thing.

[themonkeyincident]

Good and bad are such terribly subjective terms.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

No, kissing someone else's boyfriend is definitely bad.

[themonkeyincident]

Mmm... No, no, I wouldn't say so. Charm the partner as you did him, get them both into bed, and--

[Reaver waggles his eyebrows suggestively.]

Bob, as they say, is your uncle! I can't imagine anyone turning down a treat like you, after all.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

...What?

[madangry_madcrazy]

Killer carnival?

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Mmhm. I'm not actually looking forward to it. I went deaf last time.

[madangry_madcrazy]

That's... nice?

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Not really. That's why I'm not looking forward to it.

[themonkeyincident]

A ménage a trois, my dear. A night of passion - or a day, or more, whatever takes your fancy. Isn't it preferable to settle such issues with love rather than war?