Voicetesting

[keep_safe]

[Canon is A Brother's Price]

Ah - um - miss mundane, I shouldn't be talking to strange women. Don't touch me. Please.

If you want to make an offer to my sisters, and they accept, I'll come with you, but this is too sudden. It's not proper. I've never even heard of a place called scorched, and anyway I'm not old enough to marry yet.


...Also, I don't think these icons have the right hair. Mine is black and a lot longer. And are you sure you couldn't find any that were veiled? This is... it's so exposed.

Comments

[song_bird]

Your family must be pretty conservative if you're not even allowed to talk to girls.

[forgottenmotley]

[gives a bow and a tip of his motley top hat.]

Sadly icons are a bit hard to come by. Finding folk that look enough like us is difficult.

[keep_safe]

[what happened to his hair, it's so short. Still, Jerin looks unsure for a moment and then relaxes.]

Family history, really. My grandmothers abducted my grandfather, and... well, at fairs and barn raisings, women... Well, my sisters have fought the neighbors, sometimes.

[keep_safe]

[Jerin tugs at the end of his waist-length braid.]

All of the... played-buys look like women, with that short hair. I don't know why!

[demure_revolutionary]

Is she treating you badly?

[ Totally looks like he wants to beat her up. Or maybe he'll get his co-husband to do it! Because he's a twig. ]

[forgottenmotley]

Possibly because men generally have short hair. At least, where she gets they played bys. It's considered more masculine.

[Admittedly his is nearish shoulder length, but it's also messy and sticks out everywhere so it's hard to tell. Also, considering his looks...]

[keep_safe]

Why? It's so plain.

[keep_safe]

No. No, I haven't been touched.

[song_bird]

Abduction? And I thought a man had more rights than that, nowadays. Then again, I'm afraid I'm in the same boat, so to speak. My wife won't be pleased to know that I've gone off with this strange mundane woman either.

Perhaps your sisters will be understanding.

[demure_revolutionary]

She doesn't have to touch you. If you don't want to go with her, she shouldn't just force you like that.

[keep_safe]

Well, husband raids are illegal now, but... you never know, right? And... I'm sorry about your other wives.

They won't be. Anything could happen.

[keep_safe]

I... I know, but when has that stopped anyone?

[forgottenmotley]

There's lots of things that you can do short hair.

Admittedly, not as much as you can do with long hair, but you can do stuff with it.

And men are supposed to be the plain folk.

[Says the guy dressed in brightly patchworked clothing.]

[keep_safe]

[Jerin shakes his head.]

How are they supposed to attract wives?

[forgottenmotley]

[The Fool blinks. And then laughs. His bells ringing as he dose. (His bells are strange things, they ring but there aren't any visible, and they're not heard with ears, more like where the mind thinks they should be heard)]

Attract wives? As in more than one? At the same time?

[demure_revolutionary]

When they fought back!

[ Does the fist-punching-hand motion! Although... he can't figure out what kind of male Jerin is - he could be an effeminate man or a broad-shouldered shio. But, hey, lots of guys are ambiguous like that. ]

Are you bigger than she is?

[keep_safe]

[Jerin looks shocked. ...And his body type is never described, but his sisters are tall, lean, and broad-shouldered. He doesn't have their muscle, since he's used to childcare, cooking, and cleaning.]

I can't do that! It's not even a real abduction!

[keep_safe]

...Yes?

Just not too many. If I married the Brindles... they're not all of age yet, but when their little ones grow up there will be thirty of them. I'd feel like a whore.

[forgottenmotley]

That is...

well.

You'll be busy, I'm sure.

[He's trying to wrap his mind around it and finding it going pearshape, even for someone like him. Which is saying something.]

You ever think about running away with another man?

[He's not sure why he said that. He just did.]

[demure_revolutionary]

[ Well, considering that Jerin is a human and therefore probably has one X and one Y chromosome as opposed to two of either one, he still reads as ambiguous to Lilten.

Lilten looks somewhat suspicious, though. ]

What makes it a real abduction?

[song_bird]

Wives? Oh, no, I've just the one. We've got a saying where I come from: "One woman argues least." If you've many sisters, I'm sure you know what I mean.

Maybe your mundane can protect you like your sisters do. Has she been gentle?

[keep_safe]

I want a smaller family. Ten wives. Maybe fifteen, at most. My father taught me how to prevent jealousy, but...

No. No, that wouldn't work. When would I just see another man?

[forgottenmotley]

Do these Brindles have a brother?

I can barely handle one... and that's without children. I don't think I could even think about doing more than that.

[keep_safe]

...I don't know what you mean. I have twenty-eight sisters. We have twelve mothers. Why would they argue a lot?

So far.

[keep_safe]

Balin. I... Eldest thinks he's been servicing his mothers. If he has, maybe he's inbred too. Apples only come from apple trees. He's disgusting, I don't know why Corelle likes him.

It isn't about handling them. Husband and wives have to work together, or... the marriage just doesn't work.