Mun's all dsfhgsdf, accordingly.

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

I'll have you know, all this paranoia and frustration makes it very difficult for me to work. The environment is getting a bit too chaotic.

It's understandable you feel this way, given certain personal concerns, but really - You've been playing around with me for just a little under a month, and you're still immensely jittery. It seems common for "muns" to feel anxious and worry if they're being "bothersome" or "annoying", but at some point in time you'll have to let that fear go. I'd spew a whole lot of psychological nonsense, but we both know that's not my strong point in the medical/scientific field.

But here's a professional opinion from a licensed, certified doctor: relax. Stop mentally fidgeting and fretting. You keep figuratively kicking me in all the flailing and it's ruining my extremely perfect paint job. If anyone has transgressions with you or finds you irritating, they'd speak up - no don't start freaking out again. Vector Sigma. Go to bed. I don't care if your mattress is scrap. What is a mattress anyway - no, I don't want to know, nevermind.

Hit the 'post' button all ready. Staring at it like it'll transform into a leg [wow] is going to get you nowhere.

Comments

[aerospacecommander]

Wait, wait. Wait.

...

You transform into a leg?

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

...

It's a long story, let's just leave it at that.

[aerospacecommander]

No, no, no. This one I gotta hear.

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

You're implying there's going to be a story to tell. I'm afraid you're scrap out of luck.

WHIRL LOVES YOU

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Adding a third vote to 'psychological nonsense' not being your forte.

[He just shows his love in strange ways.]

((let's brainstorm something horrible with these two!))

I LOVE WHIRL ;A;

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

Hey, I have basic skills in psychology and psychotherapy, thank you. Enough to know you still need help.

[we should we should! uvu]

[shutthehellup]

Ah, c'mon, doc - give them a break.

They just wants to make sure they've got a leg up on the situation.

[Behold, the most unrepentant shit-eating grin ever.]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[bless you little motormouthed shit]

Oh, that's a new one. I've never heard that once before at all. [SENSITIVE SARCASM]

[shutthehellup]

Eh, they ain't all gonna be winners. No need to be a heel about it, though. I'd hate to see your bedside manner at this rate.

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[>heel

YOU...]

My bedside manner is usually very professional. But I reserve lecturing and passive aggression for patients who are just, well, stupid.

Thank you very much. [HUFF]