Canon is Andromeda

[inharperwetrust]

Not that I'm not happy that you've decided to pick up the marvelously handsome and stunningly brilliant Seamus Zelazny Harper as your new muse, but...

Y'know, I can't help but think that you're letting my genius go to waste, here. I mean, on Andromeda, I always had stuff to tinker with, but I don't see much around here. No broken slipspace drives, android parts to mess about with.

Yep, definitely wasting my genius and exhalted good looks.

Comments

[acherontamovebo]

'Marvelously handsome and stunningly brilliant'?

[inharperwetrust]

That's me. In need of an interstelar genius?

[acherontamovebo]

Prove it first.

[inharperwetrust]

Please. I can calibrate a Slipspace engine to run as smooth as anything with my eyes closed. Give me any problem and I'll find a way to fix it.

[acherontamovebo]

Can you fix a shattered soul?

[inharperwetrust]

I would speak to the Wayists about that. An engineer can't fix what he can't touch.

[acherontamovebo]

So what about this handsome claim? Confident, are you?

[inharperwetrust]

Of course I am.

[acherontamovebo]

What if somebody disagreed?

[inharperwetrust]

What if the universe imploded right this very second. Not a lot I can do about either.

[acherontamovebo]

All in good time...

[inharperwetrust]

So, is that all, or are we going to bat hypotheticals around all day?

[deusexmechanic]

Yeesh, what's a genius gotta do to get some action around here, am I right?

What am I saying? Of course I'm right.

[inharperwetrust]

You're telling me. Quantum singularities coming out the butthole and there's still nothing to do.

<3 Harper!

[diana_abel]

Don't tell me your middle name is actually Zelazny.

All the Harper <3

[inharperwetrust]

And what if it is?

[diana_abel]

I'd want to know the story behind it.

[inharperwetrust]

Sorry. You'd have to ask my mom and dad.

[diana_abel]

Being shy or don't know?

[inharperwetrust]

No. Just don't see why I shoud tell you.

[diana_abel]

How about if I say "please?"

[inharperwetrust]

What's the fascination with this single aspect of my brilliance?

[diana_abel]

I have a thing for interesting names, dude. You're more than welcome to share the rest of your brilliance, though.

[inharperwetrust]

It's hardly interesting. But if you've got a thing for Quantum Slipspace mechanics, I have some brilliant ideas.

[diana_abel]

I have no idea what that means.