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[harleykins]

Oh muuuuuuuuuniekiiiiinnnsssss~

I'm still up here ya know? You're all busy bein' borin' and broody all the time, when're we gonna have some fun?

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, your friends suck, but ya still got me, munnie! So whaddya say we get out there and paint the town red, huh? Do a little dance, rob a couple banks, get down tonight~ I know you wanna, hun!

Let ol' Harl cheer ya up okay? I promise it'll be plenty fun! I don't like seein' ya bein' mopey all the time, it ain't good for your health ya know?

Now get off that cute patootie and let's go cause a ruckus!

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[byebye_mistah_j]

Normally I wouldn't tempt myself like this but what do you say we both do a little stealing to cheer your mun up?

[Even though she was "good" now there was a certain thrill to robbing, besides one heist couldn't hurt, could it?]

[harleykins]

A heist with myself? That sounds like a recipe for awesome if you ask me! You got anythin' in mind, doll?

[ Don't you love how it's completely not weird at all to hang out with yourself, Harley? ]

[byebye_mistah_j]

[And her old Harley voice came back like it never even left.]

I think you'd know better than me hot stuff. I haven't been on a good heist in years. Even when Ivy asked me to, gotta help out a gal in need though.

[harleykins]

[ Oh what fun they will have together. ]

Ooh! We should hit the jewelers! They get all the best shinies. Ya blew off Red? But she hardly ever asks us along! Whatcha been doin' with your life, other-me?!

[byebye_mistah_j]

I've just been havin' a few problems. Red and I are still good friends though. She's my best friend really.

[She grinned.]

Think you could help a girl with her makeup whenever our muns decide to put a heist together?

[harleykins]

What kinda problems? [ Cue worried face, because she knows herself to know that problems generally means problems. ] One and only! Only Kitty even comes close.

[ Worry vanishes like vapor though, replaced with a matching grin. ]

No problemo, cutie! Ya got the threads still? I can probably spot ya a suit if you don't. Can't have ya runnin' around lookin' all trampy like that new version of us.

[byebye_mistah_j]

I don't really want to talk about it. No use talkin' about depressing stuff when we're supposed to be cheerin' your mun up!

[She shot Harley a sad smile that was trying very hard to be reassuring.]

I could use a new suit.

[harleykins]

Once he's all good and cheery you tell me all 'bout it, 'kay?

[ Oh she knows that smile very very well. She used to wear it a lot. Rest assured she's gonna get to the bottom of this, Other!Harley. You need some happy too! ]

I should have somethin' that'll fit that gorgeous bod. C'mon sugar, let's get this show on the road!

Do you use AIM by the way? you're welcome to have my AIM if you'd like to talk and plot.

[byebye_mistah_j]

Alright beautiful, if you really want to hear it I'll tell ya later.

I do indeed. Let me PM it to you. :)

[harleykins]

Sounds like a plan!

[aceofkillers]

So if Plan A to gettin' your mun to cheer up is robbin' banks, do I even wanna hear Plan B?

[harleykins]

Obviously Plan B is goin' to the zoo! I just looooove all the animals there! My mun's an animal kinda guy too he'd love it! But I like Plan A a lot better.

[ What? You expected it to make sense? Oh Tommy -- whose name we shall get right this time -- how little you know of her. ]

[aceofkillers]

'Course it is. Just don't try to combine the two an' stage a zoo heist, alright? Bills are a whole lot more portable than, say, alligators- an' a lot more well-behaved, too.

[Well, she makes sense on a GOOD day. And it's not like hearing her prattle about random crazy stuff is much of a problem for him; it's almost like listening to a (much, MUCH) hotter version of his buddy Sixpack.]

You gonna be okay without them Quinntets or whoever to help back your plays an' carry the cash, though?

[harleykins]

Oh no, I got my babies waiting for me back home, I wouldn't want them to get jealous. They don't really play well with others.

[ Oh she's plenty understandable, just wouldn't do to expect order to her reasoning. Well that's what you get when you spend your life jumping around and fighting, well, good guys. Ivy's special serum sure helps as well. ]

I got Other-Me over there comin' to play. It'll be fun! Who knows my plays better'n I do?

[aceofkillers]

Bab- oh right, the hyenas. Th' way you deal with them, wouldn't surprise me if they could take the gators.

[Order or no, it's sure enjoyable to watch her bounce around. She's always been about the fun, and that's always made her good (if somewhat random) company. Besides, it's kinda nice being the boring one- if only in comparison.]

Two Harleys? I dunno if the world is ready to handle that action... but hell, if it ain't then tough luck world.

[clownery]

Oh, hey! It's Not!Daddy's main squeeze! You know, a ruckus does sound like a ton of fun.

[harleykins]

[ Blink blink. ] You're Mistah J's kid? [ Please say no please say no please say no. ]

You sound like a girl after my own heart, doll! What's your name?

[clownery]

Yes! And no! [She is, but she kind of isn't. It's complicated and concerns an alternate reality.]

I'm Harlequin! At least, I am now.

[harleykins]

Why don'cha tell me about the "no" part first? [ Cause that's probably the only part she'll like. ]

I gotta say, ya got good taste in names, kiddo.

[clownery]

My mundane says that I'm from someplace called Earth-3, and that my dad's actually the Jokester, a heroic version of the Joker. My mom's a total nutter named Three-Face, apparently.

Thank you! I thought it was less of a mouthful than Joker's Daughter. Or Catwoman's Daughter. Or Penguin's daughter. Or Two-Face's Daughter. Or...well, this could go on. I've been everyone's daughter at some point.

Except Batman's. And Robin's. Because it'd be criminal, that last one. He's got great legs, you know.

[harleykins]

Oh ew, multiverse stuff. Tryna understand that just makes my head all spinny. But Three Face, huh? Pretty intense stuff, kiddo.

Glad you're gettin' good use out of it! Not enough of us Quinn's around if you ask me. Couldn't settle on a theme, huh? It doesn't come naturally to everyone!

Ooh, he does. They don't call him Boy Wonder for nothin' I'll tell ya that.

[plains_hunter]

Nice to see you're still as energetic as ever. I had no idea you were so concerned about your mun. Can't say I spare as much thought to mine.

[ace_of_knaves]

Why, I do believe I'd recognize that screeching voice anywhere!