After his mun's night of drinking...

[tasteslikecoconut]

Wow, look at you, aren't you a champ. Holding down that... two shots and - was that a mixed drink with orange juice? Right, yeah. I'll just be over here slow clapping for all your achievements.

And by clapping I mean laughing.

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[definingfuture]

Well, that's encouraging.

Why do they put up with you again?

[tasteslikecoconut]

Oh hey, spoilsport. You are exactly the person I didn't want to see. But now that you're here, you think she could have done better? Maybe with some whiskey on the rocks, or perhaps a whole fifth. Wait no, that's more your style, right?

[definingfuture]

I consider it fulfilling an obligation. Any little thing that can dampen your day.

[There. Now he's said what you expected to hear. Duties done.]

I'd say that it's yours. My style is a little closer to poisoning. Since you really want to compare.

[tasteslikecoconut]

Aww, aren't you so sweet. I love dampeners of the punch-you-in-the-face-for-no-reason variety.

[Because bringing up Steve is totally no reason, yep.]

Same thing in the grand scheme of things, isn't it?

[knowsbetter]

How delightfully ironic.

[tasteslikecoconut]

Hey Anthony, you dragged in the Man in the Iron Mask, only I really doubt this guy is as good looking as Leonardo DiCaprio.

[definingfuture]

Shut up. Both of you. Shut up.

[beguilement]

Oh, now, not everyone needs to consume themselves into utter stupidity. You do enough for half the population, certainly.

[tasteslikecoconut]

Only half? I should get on that. I bet I could hook at least three-quarters by the end of march.

[beguilement]

And this is something you're proud of?

[tasteslikecoconut]

Yep.

[Not really but hey, you're Loki you'll never get good answers out of him since you turned down his drink offer.]

[starspangledheart]

Not everyone likes to give their liver as much of a workout as you do, Tony.

[tasteslikecoconut]

Somehow this thing turned into a 'let's gang up on Tony's personal problems' gig. I happen to think my liver is perfectly up to the challenges of daily life with Tony Stark.

[starspangledheart]

I'm not "ganging up." I just don't think you should judge your mun for not drinking as much as other people.

[look, maybe steve's just jealous okay?]

[wasitworthit]

There are more things in life than the bottom of a bottle.

[tasteslikecoconut]

Who let this guy in? Seriously. There should be a filter for this sort of thing.

[wasitworthit]

You did, by publicly shaming someone who doesn't drink as much as you. Alcohol's ruined enough lives without your encouragement.

[All the frowny faces from Steve. Do what you want with your life but don't corrupt other people.]

[efficacy]

I know you may find this hard to believe, but moderation is generally considered a good thing.

[tasteslikecoconut]

Oh hey Pep. Fancy seeing you here. I never liked moderation anyway. You go big or you go home. Or you go big in your home, and then everything is awesome.

[efficacy]

Oh, trust me. By now I have extensive knowledge of how you operate, Tony. Just hope your mun doesn't pay you back for that one in some delightfully creative way.

[embrace_me]

[This is Sherlock eavesdropping on all your conversation.]

Ah, but geniuses must have their vices. We can hardly be expected to keep sane otherwise.

[tasteslikecoconut]

See, I knew I liked you for a reason.

[embrace_me]

It is more than most will claim.

[Not that he cares; it's accompanied by a smile.]

[widows]

[ okay she's still russian enough to kind of agree with him (orange juice, really) but too natasha to let him know it. ]

Recovery time ought to be brief.

[arach_nerd]

Hey, it's more then I can hold down.

[Peter needs two drinks maximum to be completely drunk, you see.]