going to paradisa

[donaghy]

Dear mun,

The only complain I have with going to a game is, how will I get my haircuts every two days? And who will dye my hair? Are you implying that you wish to see me run around like a redneck on a warm summer afternoon who wears a buckle with their name on it?

- Jack Donaghy

Comments

[molotov]

We have a salon here, you know.

[donaghy]

I wasn't aware. I have better things to read up on than a game. Besides I have Lemon to take care of.

Well you don't know her. Say have you seen a short woman with long brown hair named Liz Lemon? She might be running around like a puppy who wet themselves.

[molotov]

She is not here. We have plenty of other mentally handicapped child-adults, if that is your preferred company.

[donaghy]

( he can't help but chuckle slightly. oh woman; you made his day. )

No, no. See Liz isn't a mental case but she is weird. Weird like that Gaga woman or Madonna, or even Bjork, who knows. However this means I need to find someone else to mentor....

Looks like I have a lot of things I have to do. Partially why I dislike moving, not influenced by my childhood.

[molotov]

Why do you need to mentor someone?

[donaghy]

I'm Jack Donaghy, it's in my nature. If I don't do it I might just...sit around and look like a peasant.

[molotov]

I am fairly sure that "mentor" is not the opposite of "peasant".

[donaghy]

Still I cannot bear being without someone to mentor.

I should make a list of who I should mentor. Perhaps someone from the TBBT cast. I heard a few of those were over at Paradisa or are going to be.

[molotov]

I wouldn't know. The only person I… well, mentor is not exactly the right word, but I teach her… anyway, she is not weird. Just backwards.

[donaghy]

Ah so I meet myself with a fellow who also somewhat mentors. Pardon my rudeness, I'm Jack Donaghy.

[molotov]

Molotov Cocktease. A pleasure.

[donaghy]

( he stares. and stares. and stares. )

I'm sorry I think I heard you wrong.

[molotov]

What was there to hear wrong?

[donaghy]

You're telling me that you expect me to believe your last name is Cocktease? As in teasing male parts?

[molotov]

No. My last name is Cocktease, as in Molotov Cocktease. It is Russian.

[donaghy]

I see.

( he holds back a laugh. this is too much. )

What part of Russia?

[molotov]

Siberia, originally.

[SHE DOES NOT SOUND LIKE SHE FINDS THIS FUNNY.]

[donaghy]

( what did she expect from a man who collects cookie jars to overcome a childhood trauma? )

Ah Siberia, the frozen hell.

[molotov]

That is why I said "originally".

[donaghy]

I see. I suppose it's good news that you escaped.

( he looks at her up and down slightly. not to check her out in a perverted way but in a 'I'm going to buy a new person to mentor' way. )

Tell me, what's your political stance?

[molotov]

I advocate what is best for me.

[donaghy]

I see.

( tricky is she? he rubs his chin. )

Miss or Mrs. Cocktease how would you feel about being mentored?

[molotov]

What in the hell do I need a mentor for?

[donaghy]

Well to teach you the ways of life.....and how to use people to an advantage without really using them.

[molotov]

I already know the ways of life, and I do not mind really using people.