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[i_am_da_lawson]

You do realise this is going to make any future interaction I have with asari a little more... Guarded, don't you?

Or maybe just confusing.

Why didn't Cerberus have anything about this on file?

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[chaoticshambles]

...Maybe it's just universal that guys like nice butts?

[i_am_da_lawson]

So I've heard.

[asari_lover]

[Facepalm. Just... facepalm.]

[i_am_da_lawson]

Guess the Reapers aren't the only ones using indoctrination...

[asari_lover]

Asari do not use mind control, Miranda. There's no such thing as mind control, and if they used indoctrination on such a large scale, I wouldn't have to play politician to get the Salarians and Krogan on the same battlefield without killing each other.

What it boils down to is that people see what they want to see.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Oh I like it when Mother Nature is sneaky ad evil all on her own. Is it pheromones? If so then I'd like to find a way to synthesize them...

I don't get why they're so fascinated with the dancing though. That's what she's doing, right? That gyrating on the table?

[i_am_da_lawson]

I-

Yes, it's dancing... Can't say it's up my alley, but each to their own.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Oh I understand. I'm old school when it comes to dancing myself. Mostly ballroom, tango, waltz, you know.

[i_am_da_lawson]

It's... Exactly how old are you?

[madangry_madcrazy]

You know, they say it's not polite to ask a lady her age. I think that should go both ways.

But if you must know, I'll tell you this much. I'm over forty.

[i_am_da_lawson]

And you really don't know a thing about...

Interesting.

[madangry_madcrazy]

About what?

[i_am_da_lawson]

Oh, you'll find out...

[madangry_madcrazy]

You do realize I might know about... whatever it is we're talking about. I'm just not sure what it is we're talking about.