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[slyest]

You understand, do you not, that I care nothing for the meager delights of Midgard. What the simpering mortals consider enjoyable are nothing compared to the greater pleasures found elsewhere in the universe.

With that in mind, you would do well to cease these tedious attempts at introducing me to their culture. I care not, nor shall I, despite the lengths to which you go to make it so that I do.

Play your feeble games elsewhere. I am not as easily manipulated as you. And I’ve not forgotten my true goal.

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[therealgenius]

Why is everything a game with you? Were you traumatized by magical checkers or something? Is it a deep-seated fear you have to speak about in passing to keep yourself from curling into a corner and crying about?

[slyest]

You speak with a familiarity you have not been granted, mortal man. I suggest you guard your words more closely, should you wish to retain the ability to utter them.

[therealgenius]

[oh my god dude slow your roll]

Mortal man? You realize that's like calling me a human, right? It's not an insult; it's just a fact.

[slyest]

[ Thou shouldest check thyself before thou wreckest thyself ]

I should think calling naming you human insult enough.

[therealgenius]

[thou should go fuck yourself xoxoxo]

Don't break your neck there, buddy. Don't go out in the rain, either, your nose is so high up you'd drown before you'd get rid of your smarmy pride long enough to get out of it.

loki laufeyson, also god of hideous typos

[slyest]

[ Why you do this, Justin? Why? ]

Perhaps it better that I break yours, hmm?

don't start with the blame game justin has it down pat ok ok

[therealgenius]

[because only care about tech]

Is that what makes you feel better? Destroying the frail, brittle bodies of inferior species? That's the makings of a serial killer, people who kicks puppies and light bags of crickets on fire and choke snakes to death or whatever.

[slyest]

Neither do you.

[ Oh, look at that. He is implying something dirty. ]

[slyest]

I think not.

[ Nope, sorry. He still is. ]

[slyest]

Perhaps you'd be best served continuing that line of discussion with Thor. Mediocre though I'm certain that might be, you'd have significantly more success presenting your case.

[decks]

This from someone who wound up a hungover tiger in Las Vegas.

[YEAH, SHE SAID IT. What's simpering she hasn't learned what it means.]

[slyest]

That happened only once, Lady Sakura.

[ You get the polite former prince, Sakura. You've earned it. ]

[decks]

[She's flattered. Really.]

"Lady?" Not "simpering mortal" anymore?

[WAS SHE EVER? Who knows.]

[slyest]

Have you ever condescended to simper?

[ IS THAT A COMPLIMENT? Maybe. ]

[decks]

[Scoffs.] Of course not.

[Let's just. Ignore Sasuke, that was a special case and also she was 12.]

[slyest]

Why then would I refer to you as such?

[ Everyone makes mistakes as child, Sakura. Loki understands doing dumb stuff over equally dumb people. ]

[decks]

I don't know, you were generalizing about mortals, I had no way of knowing I was the exception.

[just2hands]

Excuse me sir but, have you tried all the delights of Midgard? I'm not saying that you are wrong, but perhaps you aren't looking in the right places?

Of course, you also say that you don't want to find out more about Mid - ah, Midgard. So what I don't understand is, have you tried everything and want nothing; or are you not interested in trying anything to begin with?

[slyest]

I've tried enough, and what I've found beyond that interests me not.

[just2hands]

Ah, I see. So what else is out there? What is it that's so exciting and wonderful? I've always been curious, but I've never had the opportunity to find out.

And why aren't you out enjoying it?

[gullin]

And yet — it was not so long ago that you spent yourself in the attempt to take Midgard as your own.