Actually apping to a game??!!

[livinuptothename]

 Woah, lady, hold up.  You're telling me after years of stringing me along and tossing me into the weirdest fucking one off situations ( yeah, by the way, I still remember that place that had like twelve of me, fuck off), you're finally putting me some place.

Because there's gonna be an evil dragon who you want me to be friends with.

Are you out of your fuckin' mind.  I'm not makin' friends with some evil dragon.  Who do I got there that I even know?  Nobody, that's who.  I'm not sayin' it's a big deal, but I'm not real keen on the idea of getting dropped into a different reality without a change of clothes and nobody who knows me.  I guess B might have some kinda protocol for it, but I hardly ever see him around.

At least I won't have 200 people jumping on me the second I show up telling me how I'm gonna kick it.  

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[evenrobin]

Lucky you. Mine's taking me after I kick it.

Because that'll be a fucking party.

[livinuptothename]

Are we talking like shambling pre-Pit or just kinda crazy? The way I see it, we're pretty much screwed no matter where they decide to drop us.

[evenrobin]

Pre-shambling, even. It's some kind of - magical redemption shit.

If they even do it. I'm hoping they're distracted by Babs and Cass.

[hoodbin]

You'll do fine in anyplace you're placed...

[livinuptothename]

I do a lot better if I had a pair of pants comin' with me.

[hoodbin]

[ snorts ]

Might get you more attention this way instead.

[livinuptothename]

Trust me, kid, the last thing I want is attention when I'm in this get-up.

I mean, attention that's not beatin' the snot out of really deserving assholes.

[hoodbin]

I don't think the costume will make it any different. You bring a lot of... attention to yourself naturally. It's a gift.

[livinuptothename]

Oh. Thanks, I guess.

[ How do take compliment?? ]

Ya gotta admit the bright yellow cape helps, though.

[hoodbin]

It's definitely different from what I'm used to seeing on you.

[ Awkward smile is a go! ]

[livinuptothename]

The big pill helmet, right? I think I'd still take the armored short shorts over that thing.

[hoodbin]

It breaks a lot too. Seems like a silly thing to have.

[livinuptothename]

Grown up me isn't the best with decision making, dunno if you noticed that.

[hoodbin]

I noticed, but... he still has a good heart like you now.

[bat_of_prey]

You're taken from before you were killed by the Joker, I'm taken from before the point where I retired and then get shot by the Joker.

Fun times ahead for all of us.

[livinuptothename]

[ Oh no, Batgirls, his one weakness! ]

Yeah, tell me about it. But hey, ya know you come out okay at the end, Babsie. That's somethin' good, right?

[bat_of_prey]

[Batgirls are a good weakness to have!]

I've always liked to believe that I was resilient, so it's good to know? And, you know, it helps knowing that it didn't happen while I was out in costume. I'm not sure how well Bruce would have reacted to that.

In retrospect, though, I wish that there was more that we could have done for you, Jason.

[livinuptothename]

Pretty sure he would have freaked out even worse. You know how he got with me and Dick.

Aw hey, no. Don't worry about it, Babs. You guys did what you could, I just...

[ vaaaague waving ]

[bat_of_prey]

All too well.

And I know but...well. Hindsight.

You know how clear that can get.

[bodilesswarrior]

If anyone could make friends with an evil dragon, Jay...

[onblackwings]

I've heard that "evil" is just a word used by cowards and weaklings to explain why they keep losing.