Maaaybe considering a game

[dark_laughter]

A game?!

For reals?

That's awesome! And here I was just thinking about how much you totally sucked eggs mun! I mean, you still smell and I still wanna throw you outta a ten story window just to see if you can bounce, but you're almost okay!

Oh wait, our Fearless Leader loser guy is there? Aw come on, do I have to see his ugly face everywhere I go?

[That's Dark Turtle-ese for "I miss my bro" for anyone who's wondering.]

Man that Wake place is stupid and you're stupid for making me want to go there! I hope you drown in your stupid stupidness.

There's food there?

Wait I change my mind I want to go!

Fearless Leader can kiss my shell if he wants any of my food.

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[darkhonour]

I can't go anywhere without you showing up can I?

[He's munching on a steak btw, It's good when you can bend.]

[dark_laughter]

You're a lucky turtle, what can I say?

[He sees that steak. He sees it.]

. . .

GIMME!

[Without further ado, he leaps forward and tries to snatch the delicious food right out of Dark Leo's hands.]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[Whoa another turtle? He's got that weird sort of scary look to him too that Dark Leo does too. There may be a chance that he may be one of the brothers he's talked about but then again it might be a good idea to keep her distance.]

[And even more but again? This is Saft.]

...Fearless leader?

[darkhonour]

Wrong kinda luck stu-

[ YOU DARE TO STEAL HIS STEAK?! Dark leonardo aims punch to his brothers face.]

Make your own!

[dark_laughter]

[Dark Mikey skips backwards with a giggle and wags his long tongue mockingly at his brother.]

Too slow bro!

Guess eatin' all that food is making you fat! Haha!

Dark Leo, Dark Leo look at you eat!
That you can still move is obviously a feat!

[dark_laughter]

That's what we call him because he seems to think he's our leader.

He's not, it just means he can swing his weapon better.

[He finally notices Saft.]

Guuurl, look at that hair! I bet you don't get out often.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[Plank you Dark Mikey, This hair is awesome.]

He wouldn't happen to be kinda blue would he? Has a weird thing over one of his eyes? Has this thing against this creepy sounding guy named Dunn?

[darkhonour]

...

[Have a half eaten stake thrown in your face Dark Mike]

Have it you mook.

[dark_laughter]

...

What, just like that?

It's no fun if you just give stuff away bro.

[He throws it back, just because.]

[darkhonour]

I said have it! [ARE HIS LEFTOVERS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU ANY MORE!!

He throws the steak back again, with more force and this time a new, whole steak appears in his hands.

No he's not making sure you're as well fed as he is before wiping the floor with you, why would he care about that?]

[dark_laughter]

Well fine! I'll take it, but only because you're stupid!

[That makes sense... really.]

Is this more of that that 'sharing' thing you did before? I still don't get why it's so important.

[tiatiatiatiatia]

It seems like all of you are headed out there!

[First DL, it seemed like Mike might, and now DM...]

Jus' what's so special 'bout that game?

[hiddenbadass]

... Great.

[Mike is a man of many words.]

[dark_laughter]

Dunn stinks, that's the only think all of us can agree on!

And yeah, that's him alright in all of his hideous glory.

[dark_laughter]

Well if it isn't the pink cupcake!

I dunno, ask my mun. I don't really care, besides my bro being there.

[dark_laughter]

It's not just great.

It's awesome.

'bout time someone added a little Dark Mikey class to that place!

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Well if you all agree he stinks, then why not do something about it?

You're all stronger than he is right? I mean to me he sounds like one single fat, pompous bully. You're four awesomely strong brothers.

[dark_laughter]

We can't though! Believe me, we've tried.

He's got us by our shell.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

He never told me that.

He just always made out like it was impossible.

[tiatiatiatiatia]

Lottie. And why does everyone call me a cupcake? I don't get it.

[Then again, she doesn't get a lot of things.]

...Hm. Well, alright then. [She calls out to the general empty space around them.] S'cuze me, Dark Mikey's mun? What's so special 'bout that game?

[OH, and before she forgets... back to DM] Tell your brothah hello for me!

[hiddenbadass]

Class?

[He's still a man turtle of many words. Also, he's hoping this guy isn't serious.]

... ... So you're related to Dark Leo.