Homeless. For now. Likely forever.

[aensland]

I don't care where I go, as long as I get to have some fun. More fun than that little virgin Hunter you have going around, at least. Goodness, I can't imagine living like that . . .

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[midnight_bliss]

Now, Aensland. A Virgin Hunter can have quite some fun, depending on the capitalisation.

<3

[aensland]

[ Have a head tilt, and a squint of her eyes. ]

I can't imagine they're any fun. That self-righteousness and awkwardness . . . It's nigh unbearable! I prefer a challenge.

...<3

[midnight_bliss]

Hunting virgins can be quite a challenge. Ones worth finding, at least.

[Yeah he loves them virgins.]

[aensland]

A challenge for you, perhaps.

[ She thinks they're too easy and not worth the effort but she will admit they have a certain kind of sweetness about them. ]

[midnight_bliss]

Just recall your standards are vastly lower than my own.

[aensland]

You call them lower standards. I call them pulses.

[asamiya]

I'm not sure I like your idea of fun.

[aensland]

How can you know if you haven't sampled a taste of it, mm?

[ She purrs lazily. ]

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

[hoodwinking]

Now now. Not all of us have to rest on our backs to have a good time, Miss Morrigan.

[aensland]

Oh, of course not.

[ Casually, she inspects her fingernails and sighs, boredly. Ho hum. ]

Some of us have sick grandmothers to attend to . . don't we?

[hoodwinking]

[Urk.]

Some of us have fun in a better way. Like mounting Succubus heads on a wall.

[aensland]

Well, they do add ambiance and style to dull cabins in the woods . . .

[hoodwinking]

They're reminders of how big mouthed demons like you are. And it's cozy, not like you'd know anything about that.

[aensland]

You're so cute.

[hoodwinking]

Better to be cute than whatever you're supposed to be.

[arah_guardian]

I'm almost afraid to ask... but what do you mean, 'virgin hunter'?

[aensland]

[ Oh, how cute. ]

Let's just say the hunter is quite . . . inexperienced, and leave it at that.

[arah_guardian]

She doesn't really... hunt virgins, does she?

...Does she have evil knife hands? [Congratulations, you've made Fidget scare herself with her imagination.]

[aensland]

No, she hunts devils and demons and potential boyfriends.

[ She smiles sweetly and not in the disarming way she's normally associated with. ]

I don't believe she has evil knife hands. So, you're safe, little one.

[arah_guardian]

[Fidget calms down, visibly deflating for the moment. She was safe. For now.]

Then she's a devil hunter, not a virgin hunter, lady!

[Fidget is now going to dart in, and whap Morrigan on the head with her tiny palm.]

Don't scare me like that!

[aensland]

. . .

[ Her hair isn't out of place after the bop, thankfully. Otherwise, that's cause for murder in her book, you know. She levels a look down on Fidget for that, though. ]

Either way, you've nothing to concern yourself with, little one.

*really needs to make more icons* >.>

[arah_guardian]

Hey, I've got a lot of things going on, lady.

[Crosses her arms and huffs a bit.]

I'm the guardian of a mystic blade that is fated to change the fate of the world! So there. I'm a very important person.

So do I. XD <3

[aensland]

Oh? A mystic blade?

[ That captures her attention. ]

And you're the guardian? Shouldn't you be with it?

[ Wherever it may be. She feels it's not her place to ask about it. Yet. ]

[arah_guardian]

[And cue an awkward head scratch.]

Yeeeeah... um... about that... have you seen a talking sword around? Goes by the name of Ahrah?

I... kinda lost track of it.

[aensland]

I'm afraid I haven't but if I do, I'll be sure to let you know.

[ Unless the sword offers Morrigan a distraction from the everyday monotony of life as a succubus. ]

[arah_guardian]

Something tells me he'll make himself known. Ahrah has a tendency to do that, what with the slicing and cutting and swish-zwong-ching!

It's kinda boring without those two knuckleheads around...

[moonlithowl]

Hmph. Having to deal with one is enough outside the headspace, I can't imagine how annoying it must be to deal with one inside.

[aensland]

Oh, she's fine. Nothing like the hunters we're accustomed to. She's so cute and bubbly. And easily distracted.

[ And her head tilts as she smirks like one does at an inside joke threatening to crack through. ]

Handsome Brits and cute puppies seem to top her list of major distractions, I hear.

[ She may or may not be lying. ]

[moonlithowl]

Sounds like a welcoming break I wouldn't mind having once in a while with a comparison like that--

[W E L P. That makes him give a very flat look in return after hearing that with a scoff being followed up.]

Lovely. She would probably do best to make sure she doesn't get bit by playing around with the wrong kind of animal. Not everything from England is just tea and crumpets at first glance.

[aensland]

There's also the awful, bland cuisine. Dry humor. Horrific dental work . . .

[moonlithowl]

An acquired taste, but not one for everyone. That I'll admit. Although I don't have much comments for the dental issues... generally there's a certain individual tends to make it their goal to keep every fang of mine as a necklace. So I make sure they're in top conditions to make sure that those fingers, and other things, stay out of places where they shouldn't be at.

[aensland]

Oh come now. I was just teasing you. Don't be so uptight.

[ A little laugh—it's taunting, somewhere between playful and degrading. ]

[moonlithowl]

Given our history of... occasional encounters before? I'd like to keep my guard up at least somewhat. Compared to the others, you're the one who is more battle craved than the beast inside me. Being able to have a talk like this is refreshing though, that much is true.

[And there may or may not be something of a dog growl with that scowl of his. Sorry Morrigan, but this one's personality isn't as fun as the others can be.]

[aensland]

[ His assessment . . . well, it hit the nail right on the head. On both accounts. Morrigan's specific appetite is only matched by her lust for battle and maybe to the degree he's mentioned. Part of it includes riling up her opponents in any way possible. Even teasing them like she's been doing with Jon here . . ]

I rather enjoyed those encounters, thank you. You can't say that you didn't, either. Admit it: you loved getting loose and free with me, did you not?

[moonlithowl]

[Oh dear. Now those are words that are hitting directly at him head onand his facial expression definitely shows it. So now that scowl becomes a very wary and cautious look. And hey, he's even rotating his shoulders a bit to get warmed up should things ever go downhill!]

By enjoying you mean being turned into some mongrel that can barely tell from friend or foe just because a bit of moonlight is out just because another Darkstalker is prancing about? Not quite the best times I'd say I'd ever enjoyed in my life, love. And this burning blood I'm having doesn't really help me from enjoying a nice quiet night out.

[aensland]

That's precisely it! And why not? It's you in your rawest and most primal form. It's your true nature.

[ His body language isn't exactly subtle and she can easily tell he's ready to pounce or maul. Either way, she's prepared for him despite her laughing smile and calm posture. ]

Be yourself more often, Jon. Let it a~ll out.

[protoseph]

At least your leash is not so tight with you own mun.

[Don't mind him. He still doesn't enjoy this.]