Maybe paradisa

[loves_osaka]

D'ya really think ya can handle me, Kudo, and th' Thief?

Well, as long as th' prick doesn' show up I can't complain too much. Besides, I bet Kudo needs his best friend t' help him with th' difficult cases.

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[loves_osaka]

[Totally ignoring you Kudo]

Well, I can't say I'm surprised- there is an awful lot to get in there. I'm pretty complex guy.

[modernholmes]

How many times has she used the phrases hot-blooded and Osakan food so far?

[loves_osaka]

None.

But she did just state I was pretty simple.

[modernholmes]

Oh? That's surprising.

...Accurate. You do have to admit you're a very straight forward kind of person.

[loves_osaka]

Oi. Stop givin' her ideas. She's supposed to write it. Not you, Kudo.

....there's a better word fer tha' than 'simple'

[modernholmes]

Singleminded? Uncomplicated? There are many words with similar meanings.

[loves_osaka]

All of those sound like an insult, ya brat.

[modernholmes]

Do they? That had not occurred to me.

[loves_osaka]

Then why do I get th' feelin' yer lyin' through yer teeth?

[modernholmes]

[And he just starts snickering.]

[loves_osaka]

[Just this face.]

[modernholmes]

Why make that kind of face? They were only suggestions.

[loves_osaka]

"He's pretty straightforward and usually comes off as a bit dense"

You had Somethin' t' do with this, didn' ya?

[modernholmes]

Oi. Straight forward is a positive trait, isn't it? You provided the rest on your own.

[loves_osaka]

Yeah. But the 'comes off as a bit dense' sure ain't.

[modernholmes]

Consider yourself lucky. My mun went into unnecessary detail on my social abilities. [Implied that he was antisocial and incapable of connecting with people in situations unrelated to mysteries.]

[loves_osaka]

No, but she did say I was better at readin' people than you.

[modernholmes]

Oi, oi, don't sound so happy about that.

[loves_osaka]

Well, she's got th' app done. Now just waitin' on an answer to a question.

[modernholmes]

What question is that?

[loves_osaka]

About my accent. Wanted t' clear it with th' mods and make sure it was okay t' use in th' samples.

[modernholmes]

I'm surprised you aren't shouting about it.

[loves_osaka]

Ah, that's because I'm so annoyed at such a stupid questions I have no words for it.

There's nothin' wrong with how I speak. An th' mods are sure t' realize it's part o' my character.

[modernholmes]

Oh, of course.

I doubt it will be an issue.