homeless forever

[attics]

Uh.

I'm not sure changing the music to Bon Iver is going to exactly... help you... channel me? Is that what you said? That's a little weird. I'm one to talk though, it isn't like I'm not weird, but then again, I -- well, no. Actually, that's a lie, I do talk to my characters, I guess.

The username is very witty, yes, I've never had anybody comment on that. What exactly were you planning on having me do? I'd like to get back to that attic, if you don't mind, I have deadlines, and I know you know what those are. Don't you have reading you're supposed to do?

... Ooh, look at her scramble, that's pretty funny.

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[gleans]

Anybody? Ever?

[attics]

No. Especially not you.

[gleans]

Y'know, for a minute, I didn't catch the sarcasm. I was worried.

[attics]

I'm actually kind of disappointed, Gale, I thought your sarcasm... dar, was better than that. I've clearly failed as an older brother.

[gleans]

Uh, shut up, you would think nobody's ever noticed your attic habits. Like it's your fuckin' Batcave.

So this is... kinda weird, but I think I can get used to it.

[attics]

That's a completely stupid idea. I don't have a Batcave. In the attic.

I'll be honest, it's a little weird for me, as well, seeing as I've just sprung fully formed from my writer's forehead like Athena from Zeus. I'm still not even sure who I am yet.

[gleans]

Uh huh. I bet Batman says the same thing.

Hey, it'll be a ~journey of learning~ for the both of us, I guess. I mean, we've already established Juan, I'd say we're on a fuckin' roll.

[attics]

Oh, good, thanks, I'm glad that's sticking around, that nickname. [ :| ] The first ole I hear, I'm locking myself in the attic for a week.

But we'll see how it works out, I guess?

[gleans]

[ HE'S GONNA HE'S GONNA no he won't. ] That's not even a threat, that's your life.

Guess so! I promise I won't be too much of a shit.

[gleans]

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