Some Mirrors are creepier than others.

[breakit]

Now mun, don't be like that. Your little act of not liking me is not fooling anyone. I bring too much amusement and joy into your life for you to hate me! Okay, maybe "joy" is a bit of a stretch but I still amuse you, and you cannot deny that. So how about you stop grumbling about how I am upsetting the other Drive and let me have a little fun on the Free Grid before this little event ends? Do you think you can do that for me sweetie? I promise I won't mess with the other Drive's friends too much...though some of them are quite attractive and might be fun to play with...

Comments

[lifes_short_pop]

A raised eyebrow. "I'm guessing hacking Program, or maybe a Data Pusher."

[breakit]

[He just smiles.] Maybe I am one of those, maybe I am not.

[lifes_short_pop]

Evasion isn't a good sign. Most Programs are pretty open with what their functions are. Mercury masked her functions, but that was because she acted as spyware that fought other spyware - counterintelligence, so to speak.

This guy isn't likely to be one of those.

"If you were a pusher, you'd probably be trying to sell me some warez or a cracked subroutine by now. And it probably isn't a good idea to antagonize the mun; they're worse than Users."

[unrectified]

[So much side-eye.]

Malware.

[breakit]

Now that is an unfair assumption. Especially coming from someone I have never done anything to.

[unrectified]

Reference: playing with programs?

[A snort.] Glitched, malware. Possibly viral.

[Take your pick. You still sound like a user's toy.]

[breakit]

Relax, it is nothing bad. Just a bit of harmless teasing.

[He just continues to smile.] Last I checked my circuits were not yellow, and I still regularly tend to my assigned duties. Call me malware if you want -- I still get my job done.

[unrectified]

[Oh. Yeah. Digs at his admin. You're really earning points.]

State function.

[breakit]

[Oh don't be so sensitive. He said yellow as in "virus" not gold as in "admin".]

System utility if you must know.

Just curious-- what color *are* his circuits? |D;

[unrectified]

[B|. Also, >B|.

...And you just identified yourself as anything from system clock to file repair. Can you see him linefacing? No? Well, it's audible.]

Specify.

Independent white. XD

[breakit]

[Your fault for reading something that was not there, dude.]

File sorter. Defragmenter. Database utility. Take your pick.

[unrectified]

[...side-eye continues. If you were in his system, you'd be deep-scanned and flagged by now.]

Recommendation. Careful with your "fun".

[breakit]

[Side-eye all you want. He doesn't mind the attention. Don't be surprised if he starts to subtly pose in the next five minutes.]

Hey man, if there is not a little bit of danger involved it isn't fun.

[unrectified]

[Drive. Drive, no. Ogle and side-eye mean two very different things.]

Not concerned for you.

[breakit]

[Now you are just cutting hairs. You are still staring at him. It still counts.]

Then share you concern with those it is reserved for.