voicetesting while on a canon review

[totallyhood]

Hey! [she waves her hand frantically]  Mun...lady! You are a lady, right? [ sigh ] ...never mind, I can't see you anyways. 

Just wanted to say that I'm pretty excited about the whole...ditching the diner thing. Super cool. Really. If I had to refill another cup of coffee for that cranky old guy who sits in the corner I was going to pour it on that pipe cleaner mess he calls a toupee. I mean. I would've gotten cranky. Yeah, cranky. 

Really, you're the best. This is the best! Totally beats the lemurs.

Between you and me, I was never sure if it was them or Chinchillas I wanted to see in the first place. 

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[bearnecessities]

You think it's exciting to be tugged around and told what to do without any say in it?

[totallyhood]

Ew, no. We have an understanding, mun-lady and me. She picks where I go, I get out of Storybrooke.

[bearnecessities]

And what do you think happens to you after you get to where she wants to send you?

[totallyhood]

[ blink ]

...Vaykay?

[bearnecessities]

You're kind of stupid, aren't you? [Flattest look.]

[totallyhood]

Hey! That's not even close to being fair. You don't even know me or my mun...lady...person!

[hippie_shifter]

"Aw, no need to listen to the wet blanket. My mun's had me for years now, and while she pushes me pretty hard sometimes, she never puts me into a situation I can't handle!"

[totallyhood]

Thanks. I think someone has a pretty big glass half empty vibe. Not cool at all.

[hippie_shifter]

"Oh, definitely not! Any situation can be improved if you want to work at it, but it's a matter of finding the resources and people who can focus that hard work. Certainly took me a while."

[totallyhood]

I think between me and the mun person, we've got it covered. She wants something new, I want to get out of here as soon as possible. It's kind of win-win. Yay!

[unvarnished]

[chuckles] It beats the lemurs, huh?

[totallyhood]

Just by a little. Don't worry, lemurs are still definitely number two on my list.

[unvarnished]

The lemurs would be happy to hear that.

[totallyhood]

Of course they would. I'm a totally lemur-friendly person. Or Chinchilla-friendly. What exactly is the difference again?

[unvarnished]

Lemurs are like monkeys, and chinchillas are like mice. [flashes a smile] But hey, a friend to animals is always good no matter what the type.

[theboywiththebook]

Ditching the diner? Wait, Ruby, where is your mun pulling you from?

[totallyhood]

Storybrooke, hopefully. Don't worry, I'll let Gran know to keep drawing the smiley faces on your pancakes.

[theboywiththebook]

That's not what I meant. I mean, what...do you remember anything?

And what game are you being sent to? And I don't think you have to worry about telling her, I've been gone from Storybrooke for awhile now.

[totallyhood]

[ a huffy sigh ] What's to remember? I do the same boring things every day.

[ whaaa ] You left? [ she grins ] How is it? Is it exciting? Do you get to...y'know, climb mountains and see jungles and shop anywhere besides a strip mall?

[theboywiththebook]

[He also sighs. So she doesn't remember yet. Perfect.]

That you're Red Riding hood.

[He shakes his head though.]

No. It's like Storybrooke. Only it's a lot worse then Storybrooke. It's scary sometimes but most of the time it's quiet.

[strengthhasarrived]

Let me guess: you've felt the call of adventure, and you won't let it be silenced.

8)

[totallyhood]

Exactly! Well, that and certain people are trying to get me to silence it by learning how to do bookkeeping. [ she tilts her head ]

I don't remember seeing you in the diner before. Are you from Storybrooke?

B)

[strengthhasarrived]

Bookkeeping doesn't seem like the kind of job for a beautiful woman such as yourself. [big, charming grin.]

I'm afraid I've never heard of your village, but I come from the kingdom of Camelot. [bow.]

B3

[totallyhood]

A bow? Seriously? [ she's grinning though, and gives a mock curtsey...not that her tiny apron or short shorts give her much material to work with ]

Village? So are you European or something? [ leaning down with her chin on her hand. SO INTRIGUED ]

[strengthhasarrived]

[And he's... definitely looking. Oops.] A grand lady deserves a show of respect.

I don't really know what this "European" is, but Camelot does reside in Albion. [He does so love when a girl is intrigued.]