Current plotting for lostrealm

[kartoffelstampfer]

Mun, I am not sure if I feel like agreeing to this.

While I know that i have little say in this matter, I want to remind you that my intention was to convince the people that there is no valid point behind that... Warning a certain island felt so inclined to shout all over the place. And not achieve the exact opposite. Or are you deliberately playing in the enemy's hand with this? Actually, I wouldn't put this past you either...

Regardless. If you are so intent upon making things even more difficult for me there than they already are, make sure you are ready to deal with the consequences.

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[garantundkraft]

It's like the muns are trying to make us the bad guys. Not that I usually object to power -though, Customs Office? Where's the glory in that?!- but it's kinda ruining our point that we are nice and harmless and soooo not the bad guys England's made us out to be.

[kartoffelstampfer]

There isn't always glory involved when gaining political power. At this place, however, getting close to the government might not be the worst way. At least it doesn't entail harming anyone.

[garantundkraft]

...?

Oh! Yeah, yeah. No one is gonna get hurt as a result of my political goals here. No one at all.

::Of course, his fingers are crossed behind his back, and that was a very long and confused pause followed by an extremely swift agreement, so it's suggested to take his words with a hefty dose of salt.::

[kartoffelstampfer]

[You know how he reacts to too much salt. It's unhealthy and causes Germany to slowly pull up his brow.]

...am I to assume that you didn't tell me everything you have in mind, brother?

[garantundkraft]

I may have left out a few ultimately insignificant details because I'm sure a few of my awesome diplomatic poses will strike such amazement into them tht they'll listen to my ideas no questions asked...

[kartoffelstampfer]

..............

What kind of... Insignificant details? You're not going to make them get any more reasons to be weary of us, are you?

[garantundkraft]

Just trust me! Everything is gonna be fine on my end! It's not like I'm gonna barge into any offices and force people out at gunpoint or some shit! I am gonna be perfectly diplomatic and only toss the current head of the Customs Office out on his arse if he totally blows me off! Geez! You'd think I was planning a hostile takeover or coup or some shit the way you act!

[kartoffelstampfer]

...is there ever a way to be entirely sure with you?

[Sigh.]

Very well. You do that then. That way at least one of us does something productive.