On joining a group he probably shouldn't have joined

[kingofthetvworld]

I don't see what all the hubbub is! Finally I'll be rewarded for wrecking stuff instead of just getting yelled at or sent to the corner or something.  It's a good thing! Things are finally looking up Teddie!

I hope we'll have cool super secret meetings and--oh! Oh! Matching jackets! Every cool group has to have snazzy jackets.

I might even grab one for you, munnie, but only if you're extra nice to me~

Comments

[perfavore]

[Teddie why do you even-]

...What did you join, bear.

[kingofthetvworld]

[Oh, it's you. Come to rain on his parade?]

If you must know, I've joined a top of the line team called the 'Wreckers'.

...You can't join.

[So there. Even if it's not his position to say who and who can't join.]

[perfavore]

...

[The Wreckers are a group of assholes. How did you...join them.]

No you haven't.

[kingofthetvworld]

[He sure is sputtering up a storm. Not to mention flailing. A storm of sputtering and flailing.]

How rude! Are you accusing me of lying?! I really did join, AND I had credentials, AND he said he liked my attitude. So HA! Take that, buster!

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

Wrecking stuff? What kinda trouble you gettin' now?

[Worried and annoyed look the same on this girl. She's probably both.]

1/2

[kingofthetvworld]

It's not trouble if it's on purpose--

2/2

[kingofthetvworld]

[WAIT, WHAT, GIRL!KANJI WHAT HOW WHAT.

This is incredibly brain breaking. He's not exactly sure how he should be feeling right now. Should... should he flirt? ...Does he want to? He's never had this problem before.]

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

It's still trouble if you do it on purpose! That's even worse than doin' it on accident!

[Have a dope slap on the back of your bear head!]

[kingofthetvworld]

[OW.

Well, at least that snapped him out of his freak out.]

It's different, I swear!! [Just going to rub his head like a baby.] Boy, even as a cutie, you're still tough as nails...

[tearsofsteel]

You what?!

I don't think that's a good idea, Teddie.

[kingofthetvworld]

I figured you'd say something along those lines. That's exactly why I joined.

[Genius plan.]

[tearsofsteel]

I'm going to make sure you quit, young bear.

[kingofthetvworld]

Huh?! Why would you do something as despicable like that, unless... [GASP] You don't think I can bear it! You pain me, I'm truly hurting here.

[arealgirl]

What is 'snazzy'?

[Unit #031 is a bit confused by all this Teddie talk--]

Target confirmed as non-human. Doesn't seem to be hostile.

[And by Teddie himself.]

/I haven't played Arena yet, bear with me

[kingofthetvworld]

[Why hello there~

Wait, what? Target? Targets are for attacking, why is he a target?]

I'm more of a lover than a fighter~ ...Unless you're into fighters.

No problem

[arealgirl]

[There's almost a confused look. What is being hit on?]

Battle is the top priority. That term is unfamiliar, though.

[kingofthetvworld]

[It's very rare when he's the one who has to explain things. So much so that he's not sure how to approach this.]

Wait, huh? What term are we talking about here?

[negatively_impacted]

...wait, you joined...

Now I gotta know just who was recruiting...

[kingofthetvworld]

Ohhh, just a pal of mine. He said he liked my attitude and everything~

[He's very proud of that for some reason...]

[negatively_impacted]

Riiiiiight... [Springer can't help but be a little bit amused.]

Takes a lot more than attitude to cut it as a Wrecker, though.

[kingofthetvworld]

So I've been told, but don't you worry one bit. I'm a bear after all, nature's greatest warrior! I may be fuzzy and adorable on the outside, but on the inside beats the heart of a champion. ...There's snacks in there, too!

Trust me on this, you can count on Teddie.

[Unless, of course, it's too hard.]

[shiroganefortune]

So is this an instance where none of us are around to prevent you from such unwise actions or are you just blatantly ignoring anyone who tries to talk you out of it?

[She doesn't even know what's going on but if even the mun is dubious, it must be bad]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Okay, now he's legit upset.]

Aw come on, not you, too! Isn't anybody proud of me out there? I'll have you know I'm gonna be helping people through all this, Nao-chan. It's not like I'm goofing off or something, I'm like a hero! A hero!

[shiroganefortune]

A hero that wrecks things?

[Yeah, sorry Teddie. Probably the worst person to look to for support in absolute chaos]

You're going to have to do a lot more than that to convince me or anyone that this is a good idea.

[kingofthetvworld]

[You're going to make him do it, aren't you? He's pouting. He can't pout enough, that's how much he's pouting.]

S-So cruel!

[And then the dramatics start. You can almost hear the violins in the background.]

I just wanna help people! And maybe not get yelled at if I break something in the process... T-They wouldn't let me join the super elite police force thing they got going, they don't think I'm tough enough! This is my one shot at proving that I'm just as good as the rest of them and help stop the bad guys! I don't wanna sit around and do nothing, there's some pretty nasty pieces of work over there!