Comics. Preparing for the movie. [Also thinking eventually ataraxion]

[judgedredd]

One comic book does not make you an expert on Mega City, nor does it qualify you to consider playing Judge Anderson. Or me.

Besides you are very wrong if you think that putting me on a space ship would enable me to assist the security [Is that...a snort of amusement? No. No it's nothing. Dredd does not have emotions.] professionals with their tasks.

It is not my jurisdiction.

Bringing the law to the wastelands is one thing. Bringing it to a transport class vessel is another.

Comments

[rickon]

Yes you should come
we need help
theres bird people every place

[judgedredd]

[Oh god. Small child. where's...Anderson or Hershey or anybody else]

...Bird people? [And look he'll just get down on one knee.] And the bird people hurt you?

[rickon]

i dont know what they want
they cant even fly but they are birds

[judgedredd]

I see.

[So hard] And the enforcers of the law do nothing to protect you? Or others from these birds?

[somewhere...every single character in the Judge Dredd universe is laughing.]

Probably drokkin' mutants.

[rickon]

no i dont need protection
im big and i have a wolf

[judgedredd]

[wolf.]

Everyone needs protection, that is what the law is for. [Except hmm.]

So you must protect others, with your wolf.

[amethysts]

Wow, another sanctimonious asshole. Just what I wanted.

Fuck off. And bird people are rad. Hater.

[judgedredd]

Insisting that there is structure and rules to follow isn't sanctimonious. [Let him tell you this one time, literally, about how his city was once ruled by a dude who made his fish the head of his particular job. Seriously. Judge Cal and Judge fish as police commissioner.]

If they're frightening the boy then they clearly aren't rad.

[amethysts]

Yeah it is. We're in space, moron. We do what we want. Good fucking luck with rules. [Ask her buddy Miles.]

And wolf boy isn't scared of fucking anything, please.