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I'm to go to a ship, am I? Fine. It will be better than standing here to gather dust, and perhaps I will be able to squish things. Heads, preferably.

But must there be birds?

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[There's a giant white mouse perched on her shoulder, finding the vantage point quite nice, thank you very much.]

You do not like birds?

[ A mouse. They were easier to deal with than birds, mostly because they usually didn't climb on her and/or defecate on her. ]

It speaks. [ A demon, maybe? Hmm. ] Birds are a feathered plague upon the world.

[He's just using her for a temporary perch. He wouldn't dream of messing himself on her. He'd also take offense to being called a demon, good madam.

And really, the only reason she can hear him speak is because she's sufficiently 'supernatural' to pick up his words. Mundane creatures such as humans can't hear him.]

They are perhaps not the most intelligent of creatures, but all life is precious and has its place in the world.

Why do you dislike them?

[ Shale is very good at offending people, so it works. ]

If you were to be frozen in place for thirty years and have them perch and preen and defecate on you, you would see them for the evil they are. Fiends worse than the darkspawn!

[Hmm. He suddenly feels rather selfconscious about perching on her now. Sheepishly, he hops down from her shoulder, though it's rather uncomfortable for his neck to look up that high from the ground.]

I can see why you would be bitter, then.

Hmph. Good. Most want to argue about it.

[ ... and Shale is sort of having a hard time seeing him now. Golem necks don't bend down very well.

SIGH. ]

It may return to my shoulder, if it must.

What the fuck is with you people and birds?

Birds are an evil that must be destroyed. If there is another who thinks the same, then they have more sense than most others.

A ship? No offense, but are you sure you won't- you know...sink it?

One would think. But apparently it is a ship like a fortress that sails the Void.

Hmph. Nonsense, but if it is where I am to go, I suppose I will find out for myself.

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