Voicetest/Homeless

[bearkingfergus]

You have no idea what you're doin' here do ya, lassie? No, I didn't think so.

Well until you figure it out I'm just gonna sit over here and finish me dinner.

[Don't mind Fergus sitting over here shoving chicken wings into his mouth...]

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[followswisps]

Mind if I join you dad?

[olympic_lion]

[Chicken wings, eh? You know, they go down a good bit better with some beer; have some?]

They hardly ever know what they're doing, these muns. It's usually up to us to show the way.

[madcapmarsupial]

Oi, don't they know never to interrupt a bloke during his eating?

[Why hello, chicken wings. Booga will help himself.]

[bearkingfergus]

Merida!

Of course not, come and join yer old man. [He pushes a plate piled high towards her with a wink] Just don't tell yer mum.

[bearkingfergus]

[There is no way he's going to turn down beer if you're offering! He might just share some of his food.]

Aye, mine don't have a clue what she's don' with me. Guess I'll have to take a look around myself.

[bearkingfergus]

[Sure, why not! Help yourself, he's kind of used to people stealing his food.]

Aye, well she's not exactly the best when it comes to timing. Always seems to happen when I'm eating.

[madcapmarsupial]

Let you in on a secret, mate: muns are bollocks when it comes to timing.

[He's so polite. He's got his bare feet on the table and everything.]

[bearkingfergus]

Aye, I'm startin' to figure that out for myself. What does yer mun have you doin' around here.

[He doesn't even comment on that, just keeps eating. He's thankful his wife's not here right now, he knows exactly what she'd say.]

[madcapmarsupial]

[Pretty sure the queen would have enough of furry animals. But enough of that, Booga takes another helping.]

Basically the mun's throwin' me around posts, the big tosser. No bloody idea what he's doin with me, mate.

Can't complain with all this meat, though.