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[exorcizamus]

Oh. Well, well. I have to say, this is a surprise. You swore against this for so long, especially with me in this... shape. You prove your tenacity yet again. Are you sure this is for the best, though? I thought you couldn't handle something like this, if only because of the... emotional damage.

[ His lip twitches, amused. ]

I will say, though, I enjoy the irony of a "voice test." After all, I have the greater reputation for setting tests in place, don't I?

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late comment, but i couldn't resist

[ginormotron]

No.

jdlhsfs yes perfect

[exorcizamus]

[ Well, isn't this awkward. ]

Yes.

Re: jdlhsfs yes perfect

[ginormotron]

[Sam may or may not have begun to contemplate saying yes to Lucifer. But as a plot! A scheme, and one he hasn't mentioned to Dean yet, because he knows how well he'll take it. But that never involved... this. He shakes his head.]

You must have cheated. Or else I'm dreaming, and you're just screwing with me, trying to... trick me into just giving up.

indeed 8)

[exorcizamus]

[ Lucifer just curls his lip--Sam's lip--into a smirk. And then the expression softens into that teasing, pitying expression he's mastered. ]

I'm afraid not. This is your future, Sam. As I told you it would be.

how weird is it that having lucifer in sam's body does not decrease my weird urge to slash them?

[ginormotron]

[Do not give him that expression, sir. Sam will jawclench at you.]

A future, maybe. I know how this place works, all sorts of different worlds and timelines all smashed together. There is nothing you can say that's gonna convince me that I just... give myself up to you.

I mean, it's SPN, so. Everything is slashable. /shrug

[exorcizamus]

[ He could make the same face back at you, if we're playing that game. ]

You know I never lie to you. And, it would hardly be worth my time to try and convince you, when it's simply the truth.

If you don't believe me, ask your brother. He saw it first-hand.

i am still fairly new to this spn nonsense, but that is the impression i'm getting

[ginormotron]

[Can we not play that game, please? It's kind of freaking Sam out.]

Yeah, I know, you love me and want to give me everything and would never lie to me.

[The amount of grump and snark there almost sounds like a tone he'd use with Dean, except that this is the Devil.]

So this is what you do with me when you get your hands on me? Dress me up in white like a soap opera version of an angel and mock your writer? She letting you go on with ending the world, or is that on hold?

Ohhh yes, WELCOME TO OUR WORLD sob c:

[exorcizamus]

[ Hey, his only entertainment is freaking Sam out. Give him a break. ]

Not exactly. I've already accomplished what I meant to do. I've won, and those who disagreed...

[ Are dead. It's unfortunate, but it had been necessary. ]

[ginormotron]

[There is way too much entertainment going on at his expense here. Sam does not appreciate it. Nor does he appreciate Lucifer's air of tragic necessity. The guy's like a goddamn 19th century poet. A 19th century poet in Sam's body.]

Hmph. And your perfect post-apocalyptic world?

[exorcizamus]

[ What do you expect? He's a diva. And a drama queen. ]

What about it?

[ginormotron]

[Eyeroll.]

As perfect and shiny as promised? What the hell's your idea of paradise, anyway? I just wanna know, you understand, what you're lording over in my body. And come to that, where am I in all this? Shoved away in the back of my own head somewhere, or'd you just burn me out?

[exorcizamus]

A lot less of you pesky humans, for one. [ Like ants. Annoying, self-mutilating ants. ]

Oh, you're here. Somewhere, tucked away.