Canon is Batman Begins! Aaaand voicetest:

[notmydiagnosis]

I'm not a man of science fiction, mun. I'm better suited to a game which is solidly grounded, if you will. Not on a space ship.

[ He takes off his glasses, closes his eyes and sighs--the first sign of a tension headache. ]

If you're really just using me because someone in the game has the same face as me, I can't say I approve. But at least you've figured out what's in it for me.

[ He places his glasses back on, folding his hands neatly together. ]

I wonder what affects my fear gas has on those in space. Or other forms, for that matter.

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[thedarkbutler]

Perhaps it'd be advisable to take up another hobby while in space, Mr Crane.

[notmydiagnosis]

I can assure you, it's not a hobby. It's my lifework.

[thedarkbutler]

[Ah.] Then perhaps you need one.

[notmydiagnosis]

[ Ugh, get out you snarky old bastard. ]

And you have hobbies other than attending to Mr. Wayne, I'm sure.

[thedarkbutler]

[You first, you deranged lunatic.]

Of course. A butler's life can't be all elegant parties and early afternoon wake-up calls.

[notmydiagnosis]

I'm once again reminded of how 'elegant parties' and 'afternoon wake-up calls' don't suit me.

[ Because Bruce Wayne is almost as annoying as you. ]