dear_mun | (no subject)

That's it? You just blow it dry. And it stays there. All day.

[ This doesn't sound possible. How is this possible? ]

I've gotten really good at it, that's how. And, yeah, if I get addled and run my hand through my hair or whatever, it screws up. But generally? It stays right where I want to.

Not to be critical here, but I've never seen it look bad. I'm not convinced that it can look bad.

[omg

look at this face!

CCCCC8

he's just going to bask in the compliment like a fat, fuck-happy walrus on a cold sunny day]

[ Jesus Christ, man. Doesn't anyone ever compliment you?

Does Tony have to make it his mission in life to rebuild your ego?

Whoops. Already did. ]

Do you have a mirror at home?

[HE CAN BUILD ALL THE THINGS!]

Of course. Why?

[ IT IS HIS CALLING. ]

I could tell you, but I'd really rather show you.

[bwuh?]

Is this something I'll have to wait until it happens? A charming little surprise?

It wouldn't make sense to try to explain it. I don't think you really want me to do that anyway. Do you know how long it would take me to get through that? How many unrelated anecdotes you'd have to listen to until I got around to the point? Do you really want to put yourself through that?

Edited 2012-08-26 03:59 (UTC)

That's okay. You can talk all you want. I'll listen. Maybe roll my eyes internally at a point or two, but I'm all ears.

Does that happen a lot? The internal eye rolling thing?

Not as frequently as you might think, to be honest.

I kind of think it's a constant thing. Like, all the time. So, less than that? I'll consider that a win.

It's not. Just every now and then. I promise.

How big's your mirror?

It takes up half the wall in my bathroom. There's a wall mirror in one of my houses. I think it's the one in Miami, actually. No, it definitely is.

As long as it's about six feet tall, I don't care where it is. We just need to go there.

Then guess what? We'll go.

This is just an idea, feel free to say no, but I heard there's this place in Miami. They'll sit down with you and help you design whatever kind of candy you want. If we're going to be there anyway, we should check it out.

Edited 2012-08-26 04:20 (UTC)

[omg :o]

Really? That sounds perfect. I can't wait. Actually, you know what? Let's go this week. I'm totally free.

[ Some people play coy.

And then there's Tony Stark. ]

Sure! When? Now? Tomorrow? When are we leaving?

[THE BEST BRO TONY

...BESIDES JARVIS]

Tomorrow night. Fair?

[ OH MY GOD HOW CAN YOU LIKE JARVIS BETTER?!?!

No, don't answer that. He likes JARVIS better than himself too. ]

Fair. The whole week? A few days? How much am I packing? How much are you packing?

Edited 2012-08-26 04:34 (UTC)

[OH NO THE SELF-ESTEEM BOOST SHIP

IT IS SINKING LIKE A ROCK

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]

I have everything I need in Miami, so...not much. Three days? Five? It's up to you. How long you can stay out of the engine grease and hot metal.

[ CAPTAIN SHE IS GOING DOWN ]

A long time, you'd be surprised. I have nothing on my plate until uh, let me check my calendar here.

...

...Until the last week in September. So. I've got all the time in the world.

[ And if a global catastrophe happens, the team can handle it without him. Or call Rhodey in as a substitute. Whatever. It doesn't matter! He's going to Miami! With his—With Justin! He doesn't have a real job, he doesn't need to be back! ]