Bruce disagrees with my opinion on him in these comics

[nightsknight]

... 'adorable' isn't exactly the image I go for, mun.

Comments

[plains_hunter]

It's the whole "tortured man of the night" image you've cultivated for yourself.

[nightsknight]

I don't know if I'd say tortured.

[plains_hunter]

Oh please. Subjecting yourself to some bullshit crusade against all bad guys? All you hero types have some sob story, same as most of us. We just handle it in different ways.

[aceofkillers]

It's the ears. Make ya wanna jus' chuck you under the chin and give you a piece of candy to suck on.

[Man, he's getting waaaay too comfortable in this place.]

[nightsknight]

[The bat-loom and the bat-glare, old familiar friends]

[aceofkillers]

[They sure are!] You just do that when you have a piece of broccoli stuck between your teeth and don't want anyone to see, don't you.

[ravenhaired]

Why not? You could pull it off.

[nightsknight]

[And here we have the Batman, who looks as though he can't figure out whether or not he should be thunderstruck.]

[ravenhaired]

I happen to think bats are adorable. [Esmeralda is just a big tease. Don't take it personally, Batman.]

[byebye_mistah_j]

Come on Bats- I mean Batman, I know you can be adorable at times.

[Certainly more adorable than certain clowns.]

[nightsknight]

[He seems mildly surprised by this.]

That's not something I expected to hear you say, Harley.

[byebye_mistah_j]

It's an alternate universe thing. It's Harleen now.

[It gives her the shivers just to be called Harley sometimes.]

Hope this is cool. Dick is having a hard time computing this.

[wing_of_night]

...wait a second, I know that voice...]

...Harley!?

It's fine by me xD

[byebye_mistah_j]

[She quirks a brow.]

It's Harleen now but who are you? One of the former Robins?

[wing_of_night]

[Dick will just be quietly snickering in the sidelines.]

[nightsknight]

[NOT YOU TOO, DICK. B|]

[wing_of_night]

[Oh come on, since when has Dick ever missed a chance to snark?]

I can see it now. "I am the night, I am the darkness! I am now available in a plushie!"

[scarlet_discord]

You're forgetting your littlest fans. Can't hide from the kidsquees.

[nightsknight]

That still doesn't mean they think I'm adorable. Half the time, they're as frightened of me as their parents.

[Which is a little sad but. can't really be helped.]

(This was actually from a game I was in. It was awesome.)

[scarlet_discord]

Well, they're not gonna flock around your ankles. But I guarantee you're the guy they think of when they need to imagine someone to scare the monsters away.

See...I actually went to a Gotham once. It was post some giant disaster and the whole city was in chaos. Bad guys had taken over part of the city, dividing it up crime family style. We were there by accident, but no way could we not help. So we started ferrying survivors out, back behind the police barricades. I'm in there half a day when I find my first large group. Maybe ten families. I told them I could get them past the barricades safely, and everyone said, "take our kids first."

So there I was with a carful of littles, maybe halfway to safety, when the Bat Signal comes on for the first time in weeks. I stop and we all look up, and--well, he wasn't you you, but he was a you. At this point everyone had thought you were dead. But there you were. And the kidsquees were deafening.

I guess what I'm saying is, there's lotsa different ways to be adored.

in which oracle is a troll

[bodilesswarrior]

I could just pinch your cheeks.

dang it oracle

[nightsknight]

You're not helping.

you know you love her

[bodilesswarrior]

[The most innocent of faces.] Aren't I?

/spams again oops

[alienfromkansas]

Could have fooled me.

/drags close and never lets go

[nightsknight]

Really.

[REALLY, CLARK. REALLY.]