it's his birthday! for some reason he doesn't like my plans ... :(

[aperfectthird]

Oh, don't act as though you're so shocked that I don't approve of your plans for my birthday. I'm well aware that birthdays are a time to celebrate, and I suppose you think I ought to be grateful you even noticed it was my birthday and that you want to celebrate. Believe me, if your plans included anything other than getting me irresponsibly inebriated and making poor choices, I might consider gratitude. As it is, I really don't think it's too much to ask that I'm allowed to celebrate one birthday with dignity.

Please, do us all a favor, and perhaps consider a dinner party. A quiet dinner party.

With reluctance,
Percy I. Weasley

Comments

[idkworldruler]

Where's the fun in a quiet dinner party?

[aperfectthird]

I think a quiet dinner party is a lot of fun. It's certainly more fun than carousing.

[idkworldruler]

Only a true English-person would say that.

[aperfectthird]

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Is that a problem?

[idkworldruler]

It's just so....dull.

[aperfectthird]

My writer's ideas for celebration are certainly not dull, but they're also something I have absolutely no desire to engage in.

Again.

[idkworldruler]

Then you need to learn to live a little.

[aperfectthird]

I believe that by that definition, I have lived far too much. I'd rather draw back a little.

[idkworldruler]

There's no such thing as living too much.

[aperfectthird]

When it comes to -

[waking up with no memory of the night before with your tie wrapped around one wrist, half your shirt missing, and teeth marks on your thigh that don't look entirely human - ]

her idea of 'living,' I've had my fill.