Mun plays Portal again, and this happens

[just_tested]

Oh. It's you again. How have you been?

I'm sure you don't care, but I was really, really busy doing something important when you decided to pull me back in to the dullness that is your mind.

You don't really use it much, don't you? Unlike SOME things that won't be mentioned.
I can even see cobwebs in here.

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[blumarshmellowkillbot]

[In an attempt to help, Atlas offers a rag for dusting and a can of compressed air.]

[just_tested]

[Robotic arms come down and grab the can of air and rag]

Thank you, Blue.

Blue receives ten collaboration points.

[blumarshmellowkillbot]

[Woo hoo! Squeaky cheerful noises and robot dance party!]

[just_tested]

Stop that.

By the way, where is Orange?

[blumarshmellowkillbot]

[Pause...looks around. Tries to access Orange's video feed and can't. Freaks out and flails his arms squealing in panic]

[just_tested]

No matter. I'm sure Orange will come around.
Eventually.

Unless of course, the Reassembly Machine is broken.

[aceoffours]

Oh, no. Not her.

[A quick cough.] Er... Alright! How's it going?

[just_tested]

Well I was perfectly fine until you showed up.

[did_well_enough]

Well. This certainly is a surprise, I was just mentioning that there was no one of equal intelligence around, but then you showed up. So there's that.

How is our body doing, by the way? I wouldn't know of course, since I'm stuck in this one at the moment.

[aceoffours]

It's funny, but I was actually thinking the same thing. Well, I say funny but it's not really. Quite terrifying, actually, if I'm honest. Not to say I'm frightened of you, obviously, but-

[just_tested]

[there is a small hum of pleasure knowing she still scares him]

[just_tested]

It is very rare to find someone of superior intellect.

Our body is running at optimum levels.

There was an... Incident involving an intruder, but that has been fixed.

[aceoffours]

- there was all that unpleasantness with the potato, someone might have deleted some core vent protocols that he shouldn't have and now you're not saying anything which is making it slightly awkward to say the least.

[just_tested]

Oh don't worry. That is all in the past. I've moved on to something else.
In fact, I am very, very glad you're here.

[be afraid, Wheatley...]

[did_well_enough]

Pity, isn't it? Still, it is nice to feel superior over so many organics.

Good, good. I'd expect nothing less from you.

Oh? It wasn't the lunatic again, was it? Because where I am currently located, I can't get rid of her.

[aceoffours]

Oh, really? That's, that's very good. Fantastic. Very er... reassuring. Yep. It's funny, I was thinking exactly the same thing, actually.

[Way ahead of you.]