dear_mun | Oh God Why?...

How many TIMES do I HAVE to TELL YOU!

... I Can't leave my nice little dank four walls I call a home, simply to cater to the musings of the likes of YOU!

If I leave, who is going to paint the walls? That monster is going to get out if I'm not there to take care of all the blood-- Why am I even bothering wasting breath, time and vocal vibrations on even trying to explain any of this to you?

The only reason you're alive right now is because you've LEFT ME ALONE for so long. You know what happens when people irritate me, you DON'T want to irritate me too, that would be suicidal.. For BOTH of us. With your lardy garden gnome of an ass dead I'd only be killing myself in the process, and that would REEEAALLLY disturb my social life... Do you see the dilemma you put me in? Do you see the great throbbing pile of shit you're stuffing me in to wade through?

I'll amuse you at the least, by looking at ONE of the places you want to send me... But only one, I have important things to do seeing as its a clear night, the stars will be out..

Well, what are you waiting for? And STOP staring at me.

Also..... Could you just not breath through your nose? .... Or your mouth. Actually, how about you just try not breathing at all? Its distracting. Seriously distracting.

...Great, now I'm breathing in synch with you! This is why I never come out! You're SO INSENSITIVE!!!

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It's not that simple Nny, the issue is the nature of time here. When your mun is done they're going to plop you right back where you were in time.

So the issue of the monster is kind of a moot point.

Huh?

[Have a curious sidelong stare for a moment.]

When is time never an issue? Too little, too much, to fast, to slow... Oh but the sweet silence it would bring to stop time in its tracks, just grasp it in your white knuckled fist and squeeze~ until the very essence of time leaked out from between the gaps in your fingers, like blood from nostrils or popped eyeballs in a pre-death strangled moron...

[Excuse him for a second if you will be so kind, he's having a moment.]

Well that's hardly appealing to me. Why would I agree to go along with such nonsense? To be set free to a world of noise making loud eaters, pedophiles, rapists and those fluffy lie spewing bears? To grow and witness more depressing, deranged shit ONLY then to be dropped back off in my own little peace of mind?

That seems more moot than worrying about the monster if you ask me. Did you even ask me? I don't think you bothered, well I'm not surprised.

Wait you think going back will put you at peace? why?

Actually... No. No it wouldn't, now that you mention it.

Its just easier to eradicate foolish needs and desires when I have no distractions. Though I argue that contentment is the worst situation to be in, I have to also admit I am content to be left alone.

You see the paradox I've made? URRRHH!! Why did you HAVE to say THAT!!! Now I'm conflicted! Who sent you?! Who was it?! IT WAS THE DOG AGAIN, WASN'T IT!!??

Should you really be blaming your troubled mind on me? or anyone for that matter? Well anyone except that monster but then you would be blaming everyone anyway.

Either way I don't answer to anyone, and definitely not a dog.

Being enlightened wouldn't really mean much of anything if I was a servant to someone else.

Should YOU really be asking me such personal questions? SEE! This is EXACTLY what I was talking about!

PEOPLE! You're all so talkative and nit picky!-- And what exactly do you know about the monster? if you know too much, well... Oh wait, so you do know the dog? And you expect a solid answer from me after such a statement as that?

However, you do make a valid point, therefore you're remarkably LESS irritating then the bulk of the population. Who even are you?

[ ¬_¬ ]

I know what you know about the dog because of my mun but that's it.

I'm Marctavious and I think I'll get it out of the way right now to mention that I'm not human.

[He figured the scaled wing (And stubbed wing) as well as his sharp teeth may give it away but this allows them to talk about something other than Johnny's dog issue.]

Ah yes, the leaking of personal information, the clear and obvious snoop through the window of my life that God deems fit to allow, how could I forget.. Nothing is private or personal.

Oh. Not human is it?

You're not another moron like the Devil are you? Because if you are, I'd really rather not talking with you, I'm already bothered enough as it is today.

[See that's kind of impressive, but so was the spider that Nny spent half a day staring at the other night in a state of insomnia.]

Well I'm not a demon and I do tend to look for the truth.

But the reason I know is because in the universe of the mundanes you're a fictional character so I just watched as my mun read your comic book.

Hahahaha...

Let me guess. Never had a mundane before?

Its not so much that I've never had a mundane before, its more of a point that I've never been bothered by them before.

..... Its bad enough and people think I'm MAD when I tell them I share a decrepit old festering brain space with other 'muses' Honestly, if I'm such a muse how come I've not inspired them to DO something intelligent before now?

You're wasting your time. The only truth here is that humans are pointless, vicious, violent beings who crave the destruction of each other, be it by vicarious ways or not...

Hm, is that so? You're sure you're not just thinking of Noodle boy? Because I'm pretty sure I'm real...

We're all fictional in the universe of the mundanes, that's why we're here.

You can even find my universe on a comic on the internet called Abian.

Your source material on the other hand is called Johnny The Homicidal Maniac.

[He's cringing.]

'Maniac' ... Homicidal? Hmm perhaps, but Maniac?

Hm well, this sounds like something Mr. F would say, I'm not exactly sure I believe you.

Well I don't get any personal benefit out of telling you or having you believe but you can see for yourself rather than believe me.

Oh God Why?...

Nny! 8D

Greetings! >:]

I have to say Marctvaious is a bit like Nny but arguably more sane xD

Oh well then, they should get along rather well-ish? :/ lol

The only thing is he's a lot more like Nny post-comic with peace of mind

Nny is a bit frustrated with his mun right now, so there is no peace here haha

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