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dear_mun2012-08-22 09:55 pm
its_okay_im_alright) wrote in dear_mun2012-08-22 09:55 pm
Oh God Why?...
How many TIMES do I HAVE to TELL YOU!
... I Can't leave my nice little dank four walls I call a home, simply to cater to the musings of the likes of YOU!
If I leave, who is going to paint the walls? That monster is going to get out if I'm not there to take care of all the blood-- Why am I even bothering wasting breath, time and vocal vibrations on even trying to explain any of this to you?
The only reason you're alive right now is because you've LEFT ME ALONE for so long. You know what happens when people irritate me, you DON'T want to irritate me too, that would be suicidal.. For BOTH of us. With your lardy garden gnome of an ass dead I'd only be killing myself in the process, and that would REEEAALLLY disturb my social life... Do you see the dilemma you put me in? Do you see the great throbbing pile of shit you're stuffing me in to wade through?
I'll amuse you at the least, by looking at ONE of the places you want to send me... But only one, I have important things to do seeing as its a clear night, the stars will be out..
Well, what are you waiting for? And STOP staring at me.
Also..... Could you just not breath through your nose? .... Or your mouth. Actually, how about you just try not breathing at all? Its distracting. Seriously distracting.
...Great, now I'm breathing in synch with you! This is why I never come out! You're SO INSENSITIVE!!!
... I Can't leave my nice little dank four walls I call a home, simply to cater to the musings of the likes of YOU!
If I leave, who is going to paint the walls? That monster is going to get out if I'm not there to take care of all the blood-- Why am I even bothering wasting breath, time and vocal vibrations on even trying to explain any of this to you?
The only reason you're alive right now is because you've LEFT ME ALONE for so long. You know what happens when people irritate me, you DON'T want to irritate me too, that would be suicidal.. For BOTH of us. With your lardy garden gnome of an ass dead I'd only be killing myself in the process, and that would REEEAALLLY disturb my social life... Do you see the dilemma you put me in? Do you see the great throbbing pile of shit you're stuffing me in to wade through?
I'll amuse you at the least, by looking at ONE of the places you want to send me... But only one, I have important things to do seeing as its a clear night, the stars will be out..
Well, what are you waiting for? And STOP staring at me.
Also..... Could you just not breath through your nose? .... Or your mouth. Actually, how about you just try not breathing at all? Its distracting. Seriously distracting.
...Great, now I'm breathing in synch with you! This is why I never come out! You're SO INSENSITIVE!!!