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dear_mun2012-08-21 03:00 pm
andajarofdirt) wrote in dear_mun2012-08-21 03:00 pm
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And now the whale is over.
Darlin', I'm bound to like the whale better than the squid-o-doom, if only because it didn't eat me.
And stop staring at me, it was just a month. 'a course I'm not hearing voices and having cheery old chats with myself and all possible variants.
[Mun might or might not be snickering about something.]
And can we lay it off the goat thing already? It was a bloody handsome goat, alright! Why can't a man want a little peace and quiet with his ship and his monke---oh bugger all, he is my monkey now, isn't he.
[Pause.]
Hector! If you're out there, come here and take your bloody demonic chimp!
[Silence. Mun snickers.]
Oh hush you, it might have worked. But honestly, love, why can't a man have some peace and quiet with his ship and his borrowed chittering hellspawn, without someone bringing up the goat?
And stop staring at me, it was just a month. 'a course I'm not hearing voices and having cheery old chats with myself and all possible variants.
[Mun might or might not be snickering about something.]
And can we lay it off the goat thing already? It was a bloody handsome goat, alright! Why can't a man want a little peace and quiet with his ship and his monke---oh bugger all, he is my monkey now, isn't he.
[Pause.]
Hector! If you're out there, come here and take your bloody demonic chimp!
[Silence. Mun snickers.]
Oh hush you, it might have worked. But honestly, love, why can't a man have some peace and quiet with his ship and his borrowed chittering hellspawn, without someone bringing up the goat?