Will the manliest of women, come on down!

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

H-hey! What's with this username?! I'm not gonna be made fun of, you hear?!

Who cares if I ain't girly like Senpai and Yoko? Wait, you sayin' I like chicks, is that it?

[Nope. Mun is not going to explain "cheesecake" being slang for "sexy woman". However, don't let this stop anyone else from cluing her in!]

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[beefcakeemperor]

[WHAT.]

THE HELL?!

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

[Equally WAT expression right back at you, Kanji.]

THE HELL?! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!

[beefcakeemperor]

H-hey! That's the question I should be askin' YOU!

[Is this a new trick from his Shadow, why is this even happening WHAT IS GOING ON.]

I'm not even sorry...

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

I'm Kanji Tatsumi, who hell do you think you are, poser?

[Actually it's Kimi Tatsumi, but that doesn't really sound all that tough.]

[beefcakeemperor]

[Well that just about confirmed it in his mind. Have a Tatsumi glare (you should recognize it well)]

Oh. Oh I see where this is goin'. You ain't gonna trick me this time.

Can we cut the crap? I already said you're me and I'm you. D'we really gotta do this shit all over again?

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

[That actually settles her a little. Being considered her shadow is a actually a little more annoying, but it makes more sense.]

I ain't you. I'm a woman and you're a dude. I'd say that means we ain't each other.

[Best way to tell if they are shadows is to deny themselves and see what happens, right?]

1/3

[beefcakeemperor]

YEAH WELL I AIN'T GONNA--

[beefcakeemperor]

[Wait did she...did she say they weren't the same...and then nothing happened?]

Done

[beefcakeemperor]

...never had my Shadow tellin' me they weren't me before. C-can they really do that?

[The answer is no.]

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

I don't...think so...

[This is so confusing for her.]

You ain't a Shadow, at least.

[beefcakeemperor]

[That makes two of them....until.]

OH!

OHHHHH!

OH I GET IT!

You're...from one of the alternate worlds like Yuko was! You see, she was exactly like Senpei, but instead of being a guy like I know him, he was..a she! ...well she always was a she but...I'm sure you get it.

[Staaares again as he suddenly realizes.]

Crap! So I'm a girl somewhere else?! [Not sure if want.]

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

[She sort of does get it. When he stares at her, she stares back. It's still weird, but he know's Senpai. And it he's not a shadow, so everything must be okay...at least she'll tell herself that for now.]

Think of this from my point of view. I didn't expect a guy me to be runnin' around.

[get_bent]

Yeah....guess not.

[He sighs.]

So uh...me....what time are you from?

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

September eleventh...why? [In other words, before the bombshell about Naoto's been dropped and definitely before they figured out who the real killer is or things got even more serious than they are now.]

[get_bent]

Really? That means you haven't!...there's a lot to tell--

[He stops.]

...maybe I shouldn't. Could mess somethin' up if I told you everything...but uh that does mean they've seen the bathhouse, haven't they?

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

We just got back from the school trip... I dunno what was going on. That Naoto chick kept saying the drinks weren't alcoholic, but damn Senpai and all the boys were actin' weird. [She was both freaked out and a little jealous. And she's not sure in what way either.]

Th...the bathhouse...ah damn I know she's me but even I'm still creeped out.

[get_bent]

Yeah...

[Let's forget about the Bathhouse then....Hey wait a minute. Naoto's pretending to be a girl?]

...huh. But that makes no sense! Wouldn't that just...

[Kanji you may want to explain WHAT makes no sense.]

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

[Genderswaps, how do they work?!]

Mm?! Something you wanna share, dude?

[get_bent]

[No Kanji you have to reverse the timeline and...too late.]

I-i'm just wondering why Naoto pretended she was a woman in your world. Wouldn't that make her life harder for a detective in your world? Thought that's why she pretended to be a dude in mine...

...wait shit! You heard nothin'!

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

Yuko-senpai's aunt is a detective. I mean I guess that kinda thing ain't the norm...wait your Naoto is a girl?!

[You can just see the wheels in her head turning. Also, current justification is the infrequently used Japanese tradition of raising boys as girls because girls are easier. Somebody just forgot the cut off date.]

But...I...felt so comfortable with her... How can Naoto not be a girl?!

[deathboss]

Hoooo!

Now this is interesting. [He laughs a little to himself] Ahh, it makes me wish that I could meet my female half one day! Oh how utterly beautiful and gorgeous she must be. Which is only natural, of course, since she would be me.

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

[There is a long, confused pause.]

You're...a little weird, dude.

[deathboss]

[He flinches.]

What is with everyone saying that?

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

You're gettin' all philosophical. It can't be that easy to come to terms with there being a girl you.

[Lord knows, she's confused as hell about Boy!Her.]

[deathboss]

But I'm gorgeous and handsome! Why would I shy away from a girl me? Imagine how many hearts we could melt together! The foes that would fall at our feet! As a fellow Persona user, I'm sure you understand that!

[Eikichi stop using that 'can tell you have a Persona' hax.]

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

[I'm sorry Eikichi, all that bragging fell on deaf ears, because you said Persona.]

Y-you can use Persona? You can tell?

[deathboss]

Of course! You're from...well one version of Yu Narukami's group hmmm?

I'm from...your past, you might say. 1999 to be precise! And everyone on my team can tell if other Persona users are nearby. Hades tends to get quite agitated when he's near one of them.

sorry for any comment lag, I'm trying to canon review at the same time.

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

Y-yes. You know Senpai?

[This is kind of a lot to take in. There are Persona users who can track each other? Well maybe Rise could with his Persona but it's not something they ever tested or anything.]

That's crazy.

Pfft considering I'm attacking you with two dudes, it's fine.

[deathboss]

Of course I do! He's the trumpeter in my band, Gas Chamber!

[More like you dragged him into it.]

Yosuke seemed to be a big fan of us in the future too...even the other you I know played the drums with us....but he's definitely not as cute-looking as you!

It might sound crazy...But not impossible!D'you want me to show you my Persona? That could be all the proof you need...

[Are you...are you flirting with her?]

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

[Plz don't flirt with the delinquent tsundere. She has a hard enough time figuring out her her emotional and sexuality as it is.

She's blushing anyway at being called cute.] Do I gotta show you mine?

[So red because it sounds like something else entirely!]

[deathboss]

[Oh we're sorry. This is Eikichi Mishina! The greatest terrible flirt in all of Persona land after maybe Brown or Junpei. (in fact don't bring all three of those and Yosuke into a room it might be dangerous).]

Oh such a daring figure of speech! Ha ha, that entirely depends if you'd like too, Kitten. Don't worry, Michel promises he'll be very gentle!

[EIKICHI YOU FIEND.]

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

Hey! You know I didn't mean it like that! [She realized it though!

And after that she's repeating the mantra "Don't punch him, don't punch him, DON'T PUNCH HIM!]

[deathboss]

[He's gonna make that mantra...really hard.]

Aww, but you're even cuter when you blush like that!

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

I'm not cute! Don't you lie and make fun of me! I'll kick your ass!

[Because seriously. It's one thing when Senpai and Teddie say things like that, and a whole 'nother when it's some guy she doesn't know!]

[deathboss]

[Eikichi might as well be a Teddie at this point.]

But it's the truth! But if it's a fight you want...I should warn you that I used to be the Boss of Kasugayama High! I ain't a pushover...

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

I beat a whole gang with my bare fists! Don't underestimate the things that I will do!

[That does sound pretty impressive though, not that she's going to admit it.]

What's your name anyway!

[chaoticshambles]

...I don't know if it's making fun...

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

You know what the hell she's talking about?

[chaoticshambles]

Not exactly...But those don't sound like accurate guesses.

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

[It's what she's used to. And expecting sometimes.]

I don't see how it can be anything good.

[chaoticshambles]

Hmm. Probably shouldn't assume.

[sistercomplexkingpin]

[What...]

...You're a girl...

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

...S-senpai?

[She was just about to scream "WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL HAIIIIIIR?" but this must be the guy version's senpai.]

You're a dude...

[sistercomplexkingpin]

[Certainly this isn't any weirder than summoning animals from inside their heads, right?]

...I think we may be from separate universes...

[And because PRIORITIES:] ... "Cheesecake Empress"?

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

The...guy me said something like that.

I don't even know what the hell that means! My mun just started calling me that! I ain't even made a cheesecake before!

[She may actually be getting a clue, but she's ignoring it because seriously?]

If you need icons, I can try to find some! 8>

[ourchoice]

...What happened, Kanji?

[Kanji is still a guy in her universe.]</small

That would be cool. :>

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

Senpai!

[Finally, something that makes sense! She could almost hug you, but she's not Teddie, so she isn't.]

Mun's being stupid, that's all.