blooper reel: the love for these stupids ACTIVATE

[ferric]

[ ... ]

Well, Hill wasn't. Wrong. Exactly— And the gauntlets aren't really made for precision grip. Just to clarify, Sprocket. You're the boss, I know.

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[like_a_gerbil]

[Steve's still not sure what to think about that...especially with his mun still snickering over him falling down. At least the shield catches had entertained her.]

I - uh - didn't expect Coulson to be so friendly in the outtakes.

[ferric]

[ Go on, Steve: tell us how you defy all laws of physics. Do you train for shield-catching? Is this a new olympic sport? ]

Yeah, well. We all know he was your number one fan.

[like_a_gerbil]

[He's not the only one braking a few laws of physics, Tony. Thor and Bruce have to be guilty of it too...

Actually he did train but making it an Olympic sport would be a problem since he's got the only vibranium on the planet.]

I didn't think he was that kinda fan. Maybe he's related to Lorraine.

[notascienceproject]

...You call your mun 'Sprocket'?

[Aaron's kinda staring at you, Tony.]

[ferric]

[ Yeah, well, you get the hawkward stare back because hello, Agent Barton minus the purple fetish. ]

It's a term of endearment.

[notascienceproject]

[Matching that stare levelly, Stark. What're you lookin' at?]

Sounds more patronising than endearing.

[ferric]

[ Your face. :| ]

See, people keep telling me that. [ But it's better than mundane because that's boring. Boring. We're dismissing that as boring. Also, a little weird. ] Call it payback for pulling at my strings.

[notascienceproject]

[Is there something on it? :/]

Payback, huh? Makes sense.

And my mun was laughing his ass off at that blooper reel, too.

[cognitiverecalibration]

Hey, at least your mun had the decency to not play it against the song Cotten Eye Joe. [ It's most definitely not the song of his people. His mun needs to can it. ]

...and you think Hill had been, uh, something else there? You should see her when she doesn't get her morning coffee.

[ferric]

I'd rather not. [ Self preservation instinct: Tony has some. Sometimes. ] And you can admit it, Robin Hood. I know your carnie heart has a soft spot for square dancing.

[cognitiverecalibration]

[ Good man. ] Smart, [ Pointed pause as he can't help but smirk. ] Something most other agents aren't. [ It gets ugly, Stark, and Clint's seen too many causalities. ] ...not sure the sort of circuses you've been to, but none of them feature a center ring square dance.

[iam_ironwoman]

My mun spent her whole re-watch of the movie laughing, yelling 'MY BAAAABY' at the screen and taking character notes about how I sass people just a bit differently on account of boobs. Then she woke up and found the blooper reel and I just...

She has all the terrible ideas now, I know she does.

I am making myself the strongest drink.

[ferric]

[ Disregarding everything that was said before because, you know, Tony Stark(s) present: ]

You're. Younger than I look.

[ Is that fair? That's really not fair. ]

[headbitchincharge]

I never said that. [ is what she says. what he may hear is "I WILL KILL EVERYTHING." ]

[ferric]

[ He does hear I WILL KILL EVERYTHING, but, like, get in line, right? ]

Sure, not— you, you. It's a— metaphysical thing. Still. Funny in retrospect, right? You with the crazy eyes. Kind of balances out the gameface all you SHIELD agents have. What is it, botox? Hours of playing poker? [ Somebody get the metaphorical shovel out of his not-so-metaphorical hands!!! ]

[headbitchincharge]

A litany of practice being asked stupid questions. [ case in point. ]

[ferric]

[ It is really, really cruel that nobody seems to appreciate his sense of humor. Tony Stark: engineering wunderkind, comedic genius. ]

Yep, that would. Do it. [ Uncomf clearing of the throat. Between Hill and Agent Romanoff, a little fearing for one's safety probably isn't completely unreasonable, right? ]

[headbitchincharge]

[ she appreciates it like she appreciates an angry rash, dude. ]

I'm surprised you weren't the highlight. [ you know, since you're so hilarious. but shield did kind of steal the show. coulson/steve, maria ships it. ]

[widowing]

I found her speech quite touching, actually.

[ someone might be a little smug with how little she appeared on said gag reel. ]

[ferric]

Smells a little like team spirit in here, don't you think?

[ Go on, Natasha, admit it. You liiiiiike us. ]

[widowing]

I'm no cheerleader.

[ you're okay she guesses. ]

[ferric]

[ Oh no, a cheerleader set-up and he can't even exploit it because she could kill him with her pinky!!! ]

Yeah, I don't really see you as the pompoms and baton twirling type. Bad for mystique.

[widowing]

[ mwahaha you're just dying to though aren't you? ]

Shouting out 'be aggressive, b-e aggressive' is a little conspicuous, yes.