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[falcoff]

How can you even know the great Leon if you haven't even played the games?!  I demand you play them at once! Don't use that money excuse!

You WILL play them, I tell you to and you will obey!

So.

When do I get to shoot people? Hehe.

Comments

[square_cubelaw]

How about you try not shooting people? I hear that works wonders for prolonging your life.

[falcoff]

I've got this far torturing and cooking people, hehe.

[square_cubelaw]

See, this is why people get shot in the face. They say stuff like that.

If anyone ever asks me why I'm not a pacifist again...

[falcoff]

I'm right here, why not get it over with?

[square_cubelaw]

Because I have a mun that won't tell me where my lightning gun is.

[falcoff]

Hehe, big mistake there.

[square_cubelaw]

It's frustrating, that's for sure.

I guess they figure I can handle myself without killing things on here.

[falcoff]

Obviously you can't handle warfare.

[square_cubelaw]

You know how I can tell you have no clue what you are talking about?

[falcoff]

I think you mean it the other way around, machine.

[square_cubelaw]

You can call me Robo. I've shut down plenty of genetic mutants before, you're not special.

[worsethanslippy]

Leeeeoooooon!

[falcoff]

What is it, you ape?

[worsethanslippy]

Hey! Show some respect! I am the emperor of the galaxy!

[falcoff]

And I am the great Leon, ape! Show me some respect!

[worsethanslippy]

Those two things are on totally different levels!

[falcoff]

Yes, I am superior to you in every way.

[all_range_mode]

Oh.

Good.

[falcoff]

If it isn't the fox. What'll it be? Stabbing or shooting?

[all_range_mode]

Are those my only options? I figured you could be a little more creative than that.

[falcoff]

That's only the start. Can't show you the whole thing, fox! That'd be fair.

[all_range_mode]

Greeeeat, sounds like I'm in for a show, then. Though you're assuming you'd be able to get one over on me.

[falcoff]

You assume too much, fox.

[all_range_mode]

Really? Because it sounds to me like you're giving yourself too much credit.

[falcoff]

I give myself too little credit! No one can compete with the great Leon!

[all_range_mode]

Funny considering how many times my team's shot yours down.

[falcoff]

Simple mistakes. They've yet to take down the great Leon.

[all_range_mode]

If you were good, you wouldn't make mistakes.

[falcoff]

Those weren't mistakes! They were mishaps!

[all_range_mode]

Either way, you went down in a ball of fire.

[game_over_pal]

Oh this is just perfect. Who in their right mind would wanna play you of all people?

[falcoff]

My mun has better taste than any mundane to play the great Leon!

[game_over_pal]

If they're gonna play you, then I worry for their sanity. Just a little.

[falcoff]

That's the least of their worries. They know no pigeon or fox could compare to the great Leon!

[game_over_pal]

Who're you callin' a pigeon, ah?

Look, you're creepy. That ain't the same thing as "great", I think you're gettin' your words confused.

[falcoff]

There's only one pigeon here.

I think you're confusing greatness with your own failure.

[game_over_pal]

Try again, pal.

Say whatever you want, chump. You know I can fly circles around you any day!

[falcoff]

Ha, you call that flying? I've seen better flying from penguins.

[game_over_pal]

Why don't you come over here and say that to my face, chump!

[falcoff]

Gladly.

[Shoves his face right in the bird's face, whispering dangerously low.]

I've seen better flying from penguins.

[game_over_pal]

Whoa you sure did get up in my face, didn't you.

[SHOVE]

Back off before I peck your freakin' eyes out!

[falcoff]

[SHOVES BACK.]

Better watch it or your liver's mine!

[game_over_pal]

[SHOVES AGAIN]

Leave my liver outta this, you freak show!