Can't Be Tamed, party of one

[notyourfate]

You are making a dire mistake. Fate cannot, should not, be contained. Indeed, Doctor Fate is needed in the world, but I am not needed in this world.

You will return me. You are allowing pain and suffering to rule in my absence. This is unacceptable.

Comments

[notyourfate]

[As much as it pains him to admit it...]

I cannot. Somehow, my magic has no effect.

[starcrossed_hawk]

Want me to hit it with the mace?

It would be the most exercise I've gotten in awhile.

[notyourfate]

If I have failed, I highly doubt anything can affect her.

[starcrossed_hawk]

You'd be surprised what a good blow to the head can do.

[Shrug.]

So what's in your future?

[notyourfate]

Nothing. I am reduced to a plaything.

[starcrossed_hawk]

Could be fun. Don't knock it 'til you try it.

[notyourfate]

I fail to see how that could possibly be the case.

[starcrossed_hawk]

You really need to get out more often.

[notyourfate]

I am, now that I again have a vessel.

[starcrossed_hawk]

Well. Great. Creepy, but great.

[notyourfate]

I fail to see how it is "creepy." He put the helmet on willingly.

[Even if he's yelling "let me go" right now.]

[starcrossed_hawk]

You'll figure it out once you start getting out more.

[notyourfate]

It seems I am "getting out more" for now. With Klarion the Witch-Boy running free, perhaps this world does need Doctor Fate.

[starcrossed_hawk]

That's the spirit. I guess.

[notyourfate]

Are there other dangers I ought to be aware of? This child refuses to give me any information.

[starcrossed_hawk]

Wear sunscreen.

[notyourfate]

[...]

That was humor.

[starcrossed_hawk]

What was your first hint?

[notyourfate]

The lack of necessity. I do not need sunscreen.

[starcrossed_hawk]

You might want to brush up on your skills with sarcasm a bit. You're going to run into a lot of it.

[notyourfate]

I fail to see how that will affect my ability to keep order.

[starcrossed_hawk]

You're just gonna have to trust me on this one.

[notyourfate]

I do not trust strangers.